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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I wonder if it's better to do an assassination horned up, or with post-nut clarity. Most would say the latter, but I think there's something to be said for being in a mental state of high body/breathing awareness and sensitivity if you're using anything scoped. Having just busted brings a less tender, more businesslike mindset, probably the better to get rough.

So for that reason I think post-nut clarity would be ideal for a brute force hand-to-hand confrontation, but gooning is better for the marksman

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

More dumpster fire quality material. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He needed the erection to steady himself for the shot, not unlike a tripod. He lost it when one of the cops popped up over the roof like a sweaty gopher, and thus lost aiming stability.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

SMH if only there had been someone out there to tell him about bluechew

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

He read Project 2025, and found a section he didn't agree with.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Who doesn't. I'm sure he also consumed bread. (But I fail to see the connection with the case. )

[–] [email protected] 213 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wow, this must be the craziest case of post nut clarity in recorded history.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Biden or Trump? Biden or Trump? Better have a wank....

.......!!!!@#?!$&@#$&?!!!!

Trump it is then!

Oh wait, he's a guy, I guess it's just

.....!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 161 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

This sounds very much like typical psy ops information to be honest. Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.

I bet he was looking at some porn the same day, as some people do. Nothing special.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.

They've already said he was a registered Republican

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This kid can't get any more boring.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Yes, yes, but what kind of porn was it? It's extremely important.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Goku inflation

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably interracial or trans

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Megamind rule 34 tentacle 60 fps

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

big back orange wet boi explodes in pleasure in public place

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Pickle Rick pricked his pickle in pickless Rick

[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Regardless of how and when I die, there's a pretty good chance of my last search being porn too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the lesson here is to pray to God for guidance.. and also clear your search history before you die

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 163 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and publishing this story.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was the FBI who released this info. You'd kinda think there'd be no need to publicly share this kind of info because it is not relevant and not great for surviving family members.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but it's hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Mannn I know you're joking, but that is exactly how you guys got Trump

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I don't recall learning about the last time the Tops grocery shooter looked at porn

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He did (at least) one good thing in life, and people feel the need to smear him…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (6 children)

As a thought exercise: if he succeeded, doesn’t that only further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?

I don’t like Trump either so I get the feeling behind the message, but I don’t see any universe where a successful assassination attempt is a net positive for the country. Seems like it only furthers division and probably leads to a worse place overall.

Would love to know how I’m wrong though.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

If you see the upcoming civil war as inevitable, then triggering it now would mean the government forces are on our side, and with Trump dead you'd get a bunch of different maga factions the government could sweep up quickly. Now when the civil war begins, Trump will be president, maga will be united behind him, and the government forces will be working FOR them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?

Literally already happening.

How anyone can think that rolling over and playing dead while fascists stomp their way in to (more) power is a better way to "fight" them, than, I don't know, actually fighting them, is honestly mind blowing.

Check your privilege, the fact that you aren't impacted by their ongoing war, doesn't mean no one else is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

And what IS my privilege internet stranger? I’m making a good faith argument on the internet that you disagree with, but I’m a stranger to you and you have no idea of what my daily life looks like or how much privilege I have or do not have.

I appreciate the disagreement, but I don’t appreciate assumptions of what kind of fucking castle I live in or how isolated I am from current events or political violence.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You assume I would think you’re wrong. I do not.

Morally, assassination is despicable. But so is fascism.

I applaud you for taking the high road, while I just say Fuck ‘em all. Fascism should not be tolerated, even in a democracy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the high road, the best know cure for and deterrent of fascism... 🙄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Could be if we toss all the fascists off

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

True..

Though an "it" at the end of that sentence would have gone a long way to reduce my initial confusion lmao😂

To toss off

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