Gotta get that post nut clarity to make sure it is you and not the horny feelings leading you to making that decision.
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This reminds me of the guy that shot up that supermarket in Buffalo and live-streamed it that had yiff pulled up on his phone at the beginning.
This is probably the least crazy part of the whole equation. I mean if you're about to go do something that's going to absolutely get you fucking killed, might as well rub one last one out before you go.
I hope his aim was better on his other gun
What did he watch?
It was big porn all along.
He had that post nut clarity and he still missed
No one secured the ladder or the roof or responded to alerts of a gunman on the roof. There’s only two angles where you could shoot the ear without it entering the head, must be a million to one shot… but the real question to ask is…. a teenage boy looking at porn?… that is crazy!
In america a 20 year old looking at porn is crazier that shooting someone in the face. Like obviously he was bullied and naturally he's gonna murder someone at some point. But holy shit, he also looked at porn, what a degenerate
I don't want to make fun of dead people, and this guy definitely needed help. However he looks a little like Harry Potter if he never went to Hogwarts
He didn't want to go out with a loaded gun.
But what kind, I need details?
Didn't Project 2025 say that they wanted to ban porn?
This seems like something they'll use to get leverage on that matter.
"Porn makes you want to shoot down the furher", or something like that.
He was cum drunk, that's why he couldn't shoot straight, lousy gooner.
post nut clarity
Dude had post-nut clarity and calm, but still attempted it and missed.
Big L.
Skill issue
Keep in mind this is information provided by the USA, so it's completely untrustworthy. It's possible this happened. It's possible his phone automatically pulled an Instagram update and that's close enough for their spin. And it's possible this is completely fabricated.
You cannot trust them as a source when they need to vilify him.
Search for porn? Meaning he didn't already know where to find it?
Idk about you, but most people likely dont have a bookmark to their favorite fetish website. And "google" (bing for those using edge) is the default way to open a website for many.
Never too late for a first time
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