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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

House of the Dead: Overkill on the Wii.

Genuinely has a great (and hilarious) soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My friend and I saw an ad on TV for Dance Central for Xbox 360 and the kinect. We had a good laugh. He ended up buying it for me for Christmas. For the joke, we played it and next thing you know, I mastered most of the dances and they are legit. Definitely up'd my dancing game at the club.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I bought Ace of Seafood, in which you can play as many kinds of fish that all shoot lasers out or their mouths at other fish.

It's absolutely baffling but probably not how you'd expect.. I found it pretty technical and demanding. It's like a very serious game where you fly F16s and dogfight and destroy aircraft carriers except everything is fish. It's Japanese to the max.

I paid about Β£6 for it on the Switch, did not play it enough to get my moneysworth. But I think once you hear the concept, you will never stop thinking about it until you try it, so I was glad to be able to stop thinking about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Quite a few, I'm one of those people. In fact, I could answer this question in so many different ways. The game I feel is the "prize" of my collection, though, is Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.

I like the classic point and click Leisure Suit Larry games; I think they have a certain charm about them, and though they're drenched in sleaze, Larry in his quests for sex more often than not ends up the butt of the joke. Raunchy, sexual, but most importantly, mainly making fun of our protagonist desperately trying to get laid. The gameplay was fun too, point and click games have a certain feel that you don't see too much today. On top of all that, when the series moved into a more higher resolution art for LSL 4, 6 and 7 the series genuinely beautiful with an unforgettable style

LSL: MCL does not have much of this. You play truly horribly designed minigames over and over to progress. These range from bad to worse, and you will become the best virtual quarters player of all time by the end of it, I promise you. The comedy is reduced to 2000s boner comedy level, and it seems as though Larry (or Larry's nephew, Larry, in this case) is an unironic protagonist on a real quest, rather than failing upwards, accompanied by the constant mockery of our witty narrator. What once was a series about a hopeless sleazeball constantly petitioning and getting rejected by women out of his league got turned into a unironic college boning simulator. To top it all off, our beautiful art has been replaced by the early-2000s-est of 3D models and textures

I played it for 22 hours or so. Couldn't stop. It's like a car crash. Not only does it If any game deserves "so bad, it's good" status, LSL: MCL is at the top of the list.

For those kind enough to read my rant, here are some runners up from my shelf in which I assume you'd also be interested:

BCFX The Black College Football Experience: A college football game where only Historically Black Colleges and Universities are selectable. Only part of the game is really about football, because you also play as the band at halftime in a Rock Band-style minigame. It's such a niche game, with such a niche audience. Who probably won't even like the game because it doesn't play well at all.

Sneak King: C'mon, we all know this one. Premium, refined jank.

Fight Club: A fighting game based on the movie based on the book, where you can play as Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit and also Abraham Lincoln should you so desire.

MTV's Pimp My Ride: PBG fans out there, time to represent. Basically just a minigame collection with some driving between. It did, however, teach me how to Ghost Ride the Whip, for which I am eternally grateful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Sneak King wasn't my favorite out of those three BK games though personally. For me that title belongs to the absolute banger Pocketbike Racer. That game was actually good!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

When I was in high school I saw a game called "Prison Tycoon" in a shopping mall Babbages and bought it for my brother as a dumb Christmas gift. I was in the store with a friend and we were kind of in shock. I remember my friend making a comment like "The box cover is just a cop beating a black man with a baton, how many people are involved in getting a game stocked by shopping malls?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shhh, I downloaded a ROM.

Drakengard. Good lord. What a game. Just.. just watch a video.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I played that when it came out and it was enjoyable enough then. But does not hold up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Goat simulator. Which as we now know is pretty fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I vibe with you. I frickin' LOVE Goat Simulator! Just a hell of a fun game where you can cause as much chaos as you please as a goat. I have played the original and every one of its DLC packs, and I pre-ordered Goat Simulator 3 as well, and I am gonna be picking up the Multiverse of Nonsense DLC at a later point. An all-time favorite game series of mine.

Currently waiting for the Re-Maa-ster of Goat Simulator 2... (ba dum tsss) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This guy goats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not a bad video game, but I thought I had zero chance of liking it. I bought American Truck Simulator for $2 and it's such a good zone out video with something (radio/e-book/etc) on in the background. When I'm too exhausted to think, but want to be slightly more engaged than just throwing something on TV, it's now my go to right now. I bought it on the most recent steam summer sale and have 20 hours into already. All of it on the Steam Deck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

A friend gifted me snowrunner. I didn't think I'd like it. In fact the learning curve was so steep (and the beginner trucks so bad) that I actually rage quit it the first time I played it.

I now have over 500h lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Among Us, Nintendo Switch, cause I had a $5 BestBuy gift card I wasn't sure what else to do with. Never even booted a session yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Not really for laughs because it was a Christmas gift. Donkey Kong Jr. Math on the NES. I actually played it a lot because it was fun and had multiple game modes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death.

It’s not as bad as I expected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Placid Plastic Duck Simulator. Best game I've ever played.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Bad Rats frequently goes on sale for $0.25 and is somehow worth less than that. But it's become a meme to gift it to our friends

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ah, yes, the infamous Sonic the Hedgehog Xbox 360 game (Sonic '06). Weirdest fricking Sonic game in existence. And not weird as in bad, but weird in general. Why was Sonic having sensual moments with a human princess? Why are we running around aimlessly in a city? Why are the controls so bad? All of these weird design choices just makes it... interesting, to say the least.

I'd pick it up just for shits and giggles.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't buy it perse but Chex Quest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh my God I actually played that!!! A weird kid-friendly version of DOOM that actually was pretty damn solid and had an actual interesting story for a kids game. It wasn't like Pepsiman, where the entire game was littered with Pepsi advertisements, it was an advergame that had an actual story about aliens threatening Chex and Earth. Thank you for reminding me of this. =)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

And don't forget Cool Spot, the 7UP game for SNES!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hentai vs Furries on Steam. Exquisite game with deep lore and a narrative rich with turns and twists at every corner. 11/10 powers of friendships

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Well, that's a heck of a title... 😳

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got a game where you play as a piece of bread. I think it was called Toast?

Yeah, that didn't last too long as an installed game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got a game where you play as a piece of bread. I think it was called Toast?

Wait, was it "I Am Bread"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yep, figured that was the one lol. πŸ˜‚

Bossa really loved making rage games. In fact, they made a sequel called "I Am Fish", where you control a fish in a fishbowl. I played that for 10 minutes and couldn't handle it anymore. The controls were a nightmare... far too clunky.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh my God, yes, the controls drove me mad.

I would play that stupid ass concept game more if it wasn't so fucking broken.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The concept turned into an actual fully-fledged game on Steam. It's one of the few Bossa Presents titles that actually got greenlit from their whole graveyard of "Protohype" games. That game... no. Never again. The controls literally sent me to the point where I wanted to break my controller. They shut down Worlds Adrift for this garbage streamer-bait.

I will be avoiding that game like the plague from here on out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Sharknado VR. Got it on sale for half a dollar. Not bad for the price. It was about what I expected and with a playtime of about 30 minutes it didn't have the time to get stale.

BTW check out this playlist (and the rest of the channel too)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

GO GO GO GO GOGOGO

RUN AWAY FROM THE SHARKNADO

IT'S YOUR GREATEST FOE FOE FOE

DON'T WANNA GET EATEN BY THE SHARKNADO

BY AIR, BY LAND, BY SEA

I SEE THAT SHARKNADO COMIN' FOR ME

I CAN'T RUN, I CAN'T HIDE

I JUST DON'T WANNA DIE

SHARKNADO!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

KrzyΕΌacy - Knights of the Cross. But then it turned out it's not only hilarious but actually also have good gameplay, so i can recommend.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I made Diarrhea 4 as a joke. Does that count?

I bought and played many a bad game but never as a joke.

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