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[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (12 children)

People will walk through a forest that definitely has many corpses in it. Humans will not walk through an alley that has 1 corpse in it.

Humans have a corpse: proximity ratio that they find acceptable.

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'd call it a radius, not a ratio, but yep.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I'd also call it a corpse, not a course:

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

It's less that there's a specific ratio of corpse:water but whether the corpses have been turned into fish poop yet.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

You are a little soul carrying about a corpse.

–Some Roman guy paraphrasing some Greek guy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if there is a point where the graphs of "perceived effect on the water" cross for both this experiment and homeopathy, and what that means.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Corpse size has a lot to do with it. I wouldn't swim in even a large pool with a dead human in it (knowingly), but one dead fish or rodent or dozens of dead tadpoles or bugs? Not an issue.

Heck, most household swimming pools have dozens of dead bodies in them, but they're 99% insects.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dead babies don't care how many bodies there are.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah no, a dead fish indicates that the water isn't healthy. You should shy away from it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, fish always make sure to leave the water before they die.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Like too much chlorine?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The whole premise of this meme is a bit silly. If there was a corpse floating near the beach, I think most people might wait for the corpse to be removed, and perhaps even a reasonable cause of death to be determined, before entering the local area. The same is true for pools.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Ah, so corpse count AND proximity are both factors? Along with knowledge of the presence of said corpse?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

"Smithens, the corpse is growing near me again. Use the pool-skimmer to push it into the deep end"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Now what if it's a severed human head?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hard no, leaking is gross.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if the head was laminated after it was severed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Or a couple of severed toes or fingers?

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

A lot of human survival is based on heuristics, if you can tell there's a corpse in something, you probably shouldn't drink or eat it... As a general rule of thumb

For large body of water since you're unaware of the corpse two kilometers away on the bottom, it's probably not an issue for you.

However, primal human heuristics are not calibrated correctly from modern media. There was the reservoir where somebody was caught on camera peeing into it, hundreds of millions of liters of water, and they decided to drain the entire thing to prevent the public concern. That's just a heuristic run amok

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

A lot of human survival is based on heuristics, if you can tell there's a corpse in something, you probably shouldn't drink or eat it... As a general rule of thumb

And this is why it's dangerous to drink ocean-water.

Also why you should drink lots of that delicious peepee pool-water

ETA: If you're having dinner with someone who dies in the middle of eating their food, you can safely finish their food, drink, and poisoned soup as long as they didn't die face-down in it.

This PSA brought to you by the Society of Selective Listeners

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (8 children)

And this is why it’s dangerous to drink ocean-water.

i thought this was because it was salt water?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

my body is a machine that turns piss into piss

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

That's what's literally happening in your kidneys. Your primary urine is low concentrated, and gets converted into high concentrated secondary urine through several fun biophysicochemical reactions. Boring piss gets to be exciting piss. Wohoo?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Ultra Urea Man! Not the superhero we wanted, but the superhero we needed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The salt an ocean water will make you sick long before you get sick from decay-based pathogens. Takes about 100 g of salt to kill somebody...

And the chlorine and pool water will probably make you feel poorly as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

You sound like my doctor. Quit ruining my food and gimme my blood-pressure medication!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also what is the intermixing of water two kilometers away, especially affected by currents (which I presume, without checking ofc bc this is the internet 😁, are more horizontal than vertical - thus would intermixing occur more readily on the horizontal but the fact that it's vertical distance mean... what really)? So yeah, it makes sense then that due to the unknown factors, the default would take over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Sometimes the water sits stable with next to no vertical intermixing and sometimes it intermixes to homogenity. Depends on the external conditions

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