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crystals that talk (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It says to roll a D6 and then gives eight possible results...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So….radios?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'd swap one of those out for 'Cryptic Message from Future Self". I also really happen to like fucking with my players at times, though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"Roll a d6"

[Result table has 8 entries]

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Roll d6", lists 8 options.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a DM that can't do any good voices, I'm glad option 8 can't actually come up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Easy. Become famous, talk in your normal voice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Just do Igor, he's a fake deep voice that always says oh bother and is on the verge of rope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

lol, came here to say my favorite part was that you can't even get them all

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well just in case someone has "talking crystals +2".