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Deadwood.
It'd help me finally clean up my language, while still saying what I'm thinking most of the time.
30 rock.
"Are there any other black nerds or is it just you and Ukel?"
Pingu
"The Sopranos" would be a fun one.
Anyways, $4 a pound..
Peep Show.
Brooklyn nine-nine “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”
NINE NINE!!
PAIN!
Firefly. Using gorramitt, shiny, "I'm shocked my own self", and "big damn hero" on the regs would be right some good.
Same, but mainly because I already have all of the quotes and I do use them fairly regularly. The only downside is that the show was murdered in its infancy by Fox who I will never forgive and thus provides a limited vocabulary.
Edit:
Also, "Per-maybe-haps I'm thinkin'."
I always think of Fox as the Alliance. They change the order the shows aired and the time/date. Bastards.
Never forget what they did to us.
Fraiser
I AM WOUNDED!
I Think You Should Leave.
"Hey, nice shirt Kolanaki."
"Thanks. It was $450 dollars because the pattern is so complicated."
This show is already about 75% of my daily speech. Now shut the fuck up, Doug. I'll eat your wife's wig.
My favorite show, Psych. My daily interactions will allow for lots of pineapples.
Red Dwarf is an interesting thought here.
The Regular Show. Mostly means I'm going to tap the nearest person to me to present all questions/answers in a synchronized choreographed song and dance.
IRL tho, ever since watching Letterkenney, all my friends and I do the fancy "To be fair" thing constantly.
Over the Garden Wall. It's not terribly long, yet remains one of the most quoted shows in my family.
Trailer park boys. Way she goes boys
Psych, because I am a fan of delicious flavor. It wouldn't change much because I already quote it a lot
Anything can be made from these quotes.
Community
EDIT: changing my answer to Taskmaster, if only so I can still say "all the information's on the task"
Wait what‽ What wait‽ Wait what‽
Did I meet these potatoes before?
Also: stopcockstopcock stop. Cock. Stopcock
Very handy and widely applicable.
Though you’d lose the equally useful “pop pop”.
You would gain "a lime!" but lose "hello, rich people?"
Star wars. It wouldn't change much
I take "Yes, Minister" together with it's follow-up "Yes, Prime Minister". It's old, yes, and British, but I've yet to see a series with more memorable quotes.
don't forget the 2013 remake!
There was one? Never heard about it.
I must rewatch this, I feel I was too young to get most of the more subtle humour when I first watched it.
Absolutely. The scenes where Sir Humphrey explains British Newspapers to the minister or talks with Frank Weisel about conscription were absolutely gold! Or "The Prime Minister giveth, and the Prime Minster taketh away." ;-)
I remember the scene where Sir Humphrey, explains why the UK must be inside the EEC in order to make a mess out of it. So good...
And so true...
My household quotes Adventure Time quite a bit. Oh my glob!
Deadwood would make my life interesting