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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

To be fair, wearing the hats were fine. You were only in danger if you made hats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Especially if it a bloody cursed hat made of witch skin.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I know Poe wrote on a writing desk. Which is why a raven is like one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mad as a hatter, mercury poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Mercury was used to stiffen hats for a long time. That is also the background for the “mat hatters”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Bow do you stiffen something with mercury?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Mats with hats?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And don't forget everybody's favorite seasoning, lead!

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the mind altering substances Oscar Wilde accidentally consumed pale in comparison to the ones he knowingly consumed.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Yeah most of these poisons people were being exposed to were in trace dosages. Enough to slowly kill you over time but not enough to notice. Unless you were an actual hatter, then the chemicals you would get from hats would not be in trace amounts

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the Victorian's came up with "Too beautiful to die", "Life from other pieces", and "Death ages a picture, but the model lives" - the entire periods fiction becomes about survival as a fun treat like being fabulously wealthy is to generations after Boomers.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

a fun treat like being financially solvent is to generations after Boomers.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yah, and all the mid 1900 writers had was developmental lead poisoning from gas fumes.

SMH, amateurs.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And what left for us? Microplastics? What a shame.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Born too late for lead and mercury poisoning.

Born too early for death by nanobots.

Born just in time for testicles filled with plastic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So much plastic in the testicles that you cum silly strings

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A man can dream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago