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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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The answer is Syphilis

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Born too late for lead and mercury poisoning.

Born too early for death by nanobots.

Born just in time for testicles filled with plastic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So much plastic in the testicles that you cum silly strings

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A man can dream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago