this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I just saw a picture of Hitler, that said he died in 45, but 45 is in the future!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When you realize Jesus is 2024 years old

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Jesus owes me 1200 dollars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Just like Earth!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

when you realize

time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hahaha, keep your smug smiles 25 ad babies, you are next to hit 2ky!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No no, you are wrong, people born in 2000's are not yet adults, they are just teenagers. Lalalala ... I can't hear you ... lalalala

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I was born in 2000. And I'm coming for ya.

Seriously though, I'm already an MSc and living my own life for a while.

Time's a bitch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I was born in 24. My back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Romans eunt domus

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

The beauty of always knowing your age because it's the same as the current year

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was looking up a video of some demon's souls boss (game came out in 2009) and the video said "15 years ago" 😐

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Haha, somebody did the math wrong.

* does the math *

Oh no.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Not in this economy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

I didn't even realize that today's their birthday! Can I just sign my name on your card and you say the gift is from both of us?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago