Everyone be sure to post your username, email and password too.
this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024
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Sure thing, here's my totally legit and not at all made up info for y'all.
Username: Derpus Maximus Email: biobies69@totallyrealemailiswear Password: 2dumb2live
OS: Win 10 (I know... but like... Reason and Live for music composition)
Phone: Pixel 4a, VPN. Would like to find an alternative, but 5' phones are rare nowadays.. Too clumsy/old to use larger phones.
Browser: Firefox + uBO + Ghostery
Search engine: Alternating between Google and DDG
Location: Only for mapping software
Cookies: Consent-O-Matic (greatest find this year in this regard, thanks to Lemmy btw)
Send optional data to NOPE
startpage.
This is a bait to collect technical data from privacy-oriented users
Look, they just list all their specs!
/hj
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.
Is that the guy that has nothing to hide?
Who's whining about rising subscription prices in times of lesser quality in movies and tv shows?
Who's whining about not being able to get a raise because "we can't afford to give everyone raises in this economy"?
Who's whining because insurances are so expensive and never pay up?
Who has given up both control over his own information and control over where to get his knowledge from?
Who can no longer own media, or cars, or appliances without paying a monthly subscription that "this time for sure not getting worse over time"?
Who has given up his freedom?
OS: Five different Linux distributions and a BSD
Phone: iPhone (hardened; trackers blocked w. NextDNS)
Browser: Mullvad Browser
Search engine: Self-hosted SearXNG
Location: Only for mapping software
Cookies: Notices blocked by uBO, cleared on restart
Send optional data to Microsoft: Who?
how can you even harden a proprietary walled garden
There are ways. Privacy Guides has a page on it. I also use NextDNS, which has a blocklist for iDevices, so Apple can't track me (afaik).
I'd rather have an Android, though. Either DivestOS or /e/. I'm just waiting for my iPhone to burn out first.
thats a good thing. if you have it, use it till it explodes
Bitches love a good BSD
nah that's if you made a linux distro
are you okay?
Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking. That gif was directed at you specifically
i should have blocked you for simping big tech
Okey dokey
Every corporation on the internet:
No, it clearly says Anonymous
OS: Archlinux (btw)
Phone: xiaomi (e/os/)
Browser: Firefox (librewolf when bored)
Search engine: 5 instances of searxng and DuckDuckGo sometimes
Location: My chair
Cookies: I still don't care about cookies
Send optional data to Microsoft: Who?
Why 5 instances of Searxng? Do you get very different results with each? I pretty much always use the same one..
Just for when one is down or is blocked by a search engine. Happens sometimes and I have 5 bookmarked
The average user?
Love the fact that even when committing to the bit about being anti-privacy they still know the internet is functionally unusable without an adblocker
Also I'm about to say something ignorant as hell but: Isn't a Browser the same thing as a Search Engine?
Browser is an app on your computer
Search engines are apps on other people’s computers that you access via a website
Browsers are the app you click on: google chrome, firefox, Microsoft edge, safari
Search engines are a website you go to on that app. If you type something in the top bar of your browser that is not a link, browsers will automatically enter that into a search engine.: google search, Bing, duckduckgo, ecosia, startpage
The browser is the software to use the internet and a search engine essentially scans the entire accessible web for the words you type in to it and shows you where they are.
Nope, Browser is the tool, the software to reach internet. Like a phone. Search Engine is more like the phone book of URL reference. And you use it with keywords
OS: neurolink
Phone: smasung galaxy s3
Browser: Firefox 78.3
Search engine: kagi trials
Location: on the desktop
Cookies: yummy
Send optional data to Microsoft:
Firefox 78.3
Hmm, someone wants to get hacked.
pælmun
I don’t get it
bill gate pp small and soft
Not that
OS: chromeOS
Phone: stock xiaomi 10
Browser: internet explorer (VM)
Search engine: baidu results served through ask jeeves
Location: Constantly updated via API to Facebook
Cookies: batch downloaded
Send optional data to Microsoft: printed and mailed
You print and mail your data? You could really cut out a step by getting their fax number.
Make sure to page them first so they know to go pick it up.
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