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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

So are they aware that they're trying to shame a joke account that's already doing a bit?

Do they think they're winning? Are they in on the bit? What sort of cataclysm has to happen for Twitter people to wake up and go "oh my god, I WAS THE ASSHOLE THIS ENTIRE TIME, WHAT AM I DOING HERE"?

I'm glad I get to wipe my ass with what's left of them without having to touch their vile community, I'll call that a win.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Admittedly the way French is pronounced is pretty dumb

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Rendezvous? That's French for Fuckin'!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I believe the proper insult is "Mongoloid" thank you very much!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Monolingoloid

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Why was "fuck" censored? It doesn't hurt anything. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! See?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Really should have censored the M word.

Only a monolingual can call another monolingual “monolingual”.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just like only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Was not expecting to see a Tim Minchin reference today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I know american sign language and english. Am I monolingual?

Wait...how do we count languages? Do programming languages count as a second language?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They called you a f*cking bitch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure its pronounced mongolian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How would you like to go to the school councelor?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

How would you like to suck my balls?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It should be spelled "Rondevu"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

But pronounced the other way 👍

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