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[โ€“] [email protected] 177 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Friendly reminder to be noncredible. Don't actually attack other people for their religious beliefs. If you don't have a funny take, and you're just here to spread hate, maybe shut the fuck up instead ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

now this is podracing!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Mormons, no question. Unlike the Amish they believe in using technology, and as a bonus, some of the best city planning in America is in Utah

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

The Amish are pacifists and the Mormons have been involved in several wars so my bet is on the Mormons.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Depends, can the Amish get the support of the states with former Mormon bounty laws? That would be a wild mercenary third party

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I'd fight alongside the Amish because they make nice ass furniture. I'll control the drones while they reload their muskets.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Gonna be like the Vietnam War. High tech powerful army vs low tech actually competent guerrillas. Amish gonna win.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The Mormons control all the salt because Utah. Salt is vitally important in off grid homesteading or something. They've already won.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A deeply religious people who control all the salt? Triangle Strategy intensifies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

the amish have a mafia. and reliable post apoc transport.

The mormons won't know what hit them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know not how we will fight WW3, but WW4 will be fought with magic underwear and beards with no mustache.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The Battle of Hyrums.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Amish would win but only once

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey. What happened to Semi-Hemi-DEMIgod? Do you have a top hat, goatee and mustache, but otherwise look exactly like him? Explain yourself! Don't make me call my barnraisers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Kbin is still down :( This is my alt

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, ok. Glad you found a way back here to be weird with us.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Amish in a sweep, their toughness outweighs mormon tech advantages and let's not forget their Mennonite buddies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuck can they run, once

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Not entirely sure who would win, but from this map I can see they both clearly hate ocean water/coasts. Mormons seem to be slightly more accepting of it so maybe that gives them an advantage. Adaptation is key to success!

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