It doesn't count unless your dick is inside her. That's why dickpics were invented.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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By that logic you bang your family every time you visit them. Hot.
well, anon, by extension of that logic, every man you've ever laid eyes upon has been inside of you.
a bundle of sticks indeed
My... One does get around!
Hot. Very hot.
SUPER. HOT.
Is that why morons keep sending dick pics all the time?
What a stud