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Did it go roaming in the inner system again?
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Its gravitational force was destroyed by the asteroids and comets it attracts, so now all its gas is gone (Jupiter is a gas giant). Some of it probably liquified (and later solidified).
Wait, why didn't we get intoxicated by Jupiter's gas? Are we immune to it? Did it somehow not reach earth?
Maybe it's in Uranus
Well of course you're not finding it! 4 is Mars, you want 5
Oh, thank the gods- it's back! Check the image, everyone! Jupiter's back!
It’s taking a summer vacation in Andromeda
Strangely, this reminds me of this manga set in a megalopolis, and when the MC reaches what is assumed to be the roof of the super structure, he meets someone who explains that they aren't looking at a night sky, but rather at a ceiling that's far enough away to be difficult for human eyes to discern, how far away is that, coincidentally this gap between the "roof" and the "sky" is about the width of the planet Jupiter.
Guy literally has to use a telescope to be able to track stuff happening on the other side.
The manga is called Blame! and it is very good! Lots of cool moments like this. Excellent architecture
It's a trippy Manga with little dialogue. Highly recommended.
Commenting to check later.
This sounds really interesting. Can you share the title please?
Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Stamets has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. Find it, we will try
I found it at the end of that big red arrow. Turns out it wasn't a useless red arrow after all.
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Thanks, hopefully they can get this message now.
It's not much, but...
[clever comment that makes you laugh]
[Follow-up joke]
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Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu:
- Help line
- Visas and Passports
- Accommodations
- Ambassadorial Requests
- Rouge Planet Reporting System
- Financial Exchange
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Connecting…
Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office.
To help us direct your call, please select from the following options.
- Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business
- Report a new planet discovery!
- Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location.
- if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.
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I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.
It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space
The one Bertrand Russell left the last time he visited?