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As I was growing up, my family had a couple of sayings I took for granted were universal, at least within my language. As I became an adult I have learned that these are not universal at all:

  • the ketchup effect. It is an expression meaning that when things arrive, they all arrive at the same time. Think of an old school glass ketchup bottle. When you hit the bottom of it, first there is nothing, then there is nothing and then the entire content is on your food.
  • faster than Jesus slid down the mount of olives. Basically a saying that implies that the mount of olives is slippery due to olive oil and Jesus slipped.
  • What you lack in memory, your legs suffer. An expression meaning that when you are forgetful, you usually need to run back and thus your legs suffer.

Please share your own weird family sayings.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My mom used to describe a solution to a problem that worked well as β€œslicker than snot”

Used that phrase in a work meeting once when I was younger and got the most eclectic mix of reactions ranging from, β€œ think I’m going to vomit” to full on LOLs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'm stealing that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

70's kid my Dad says "wadda want eggs in your milk?" (still to this day)

always said if you "upscale" something.
Me: Dad I need shoes Dad: ok we will get some. Me: how about those Adidas like Run DMC Dad: Wadda want eggs in your milk too

funny thing is as dumb as the saying is. My oldest child used it the other day when a person was trying to merge in front of him

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You better finish your dinner, don't you know there are starving children in Africa?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Turns out that one was actually universal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I guess so!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Were you born in the 1970s? Both me and my wife heard that exact same sentence from our mothers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yup. We also might come from the "step on a crack, break your mother's back" generation?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

We have a similar saying in my family, but it translates into break one generation at a time, meaning you allow the kids to be lazy while the parents work themselves to death. It is usually used as a dig when someone younger is lazy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

that persisted well into the 90s at least

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

"Dead meat is hung, live meat is hanged." Turns out most people's grandma's aren't radical leftist english teachers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

DEGUSTIBUSNONESTDISPUTANDUM

not sure I spelled it right, means "regarding personal tastes, there is no dispute"

Also another good one, "moderation in everything, including moderation."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

We quoted Oscar Wilde around our house quite a bit. Glad someone else out there was too!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I always say "moderation in everything, including moderation" often as well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I think the full phrase is De gustibus non disputandum in contradictorium (declinations might be off somewhere)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

β€œDoes a hawks arse pucker in a power dive?” When someone asked a question that had an unequivocal answer of yes. Similar to does a bear shit in the woods,

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Slickern owlshit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"That's the cock for Dolly!" - Finally got that working.

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