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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Heroin is a cure for depression like a nuke is a cure for a famime.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your missing the last picture where I'm giving out handies for 10 a pop and looking ragged as fuck...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Only $10?
Heyyy~~

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Heroin should fix anxiety and stress. Depression, I doubt. A lot like booze that way really. Unfortunately heroin will also make you constipated.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This also works with anything you love to do too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Man, if I had enemies I’d get them addicted to hard drugs. They’d stop chasing me, and just chase that high

Incidentally, that’s the supposed plot line about fentanyl coming from china

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There’s a good Vice documentary where they meet with both cartel in Sinaloa and Chinese suppliers who also are now handling money laundering for them

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean if China were actually doing this, they'd only be taking from the same playbook the British used against them with opium ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Idk if it's coming from a Chinese government conspiracy but I've definitely only ever seen it come in from China.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sounds good. Where can I find this heroin You speak of?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Is the heroin/heroine pun intentional? Cus god damn, it made me spit out xD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I hope so. It works both ways, but totally different. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The only dragon I wanna ride is Falcor from Neverending Story.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I will never not see him as a dog

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Like as transportation.

The number of dragons I'd ride in the other sense is pretty much any except Bayle the Dread because he's an asshole. He probably lost his dick to Placidusax anyway (and why he's so mad).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Truffle Shuffle to new heights

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This is the greatest gif to have ever existed.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Add a fourth TIE fighter in there called "your life"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think climate change is gonna do everyone in sooner.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Well, pass the heroin then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"The world today" but it's the fucking death star.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 4 months ago

This is not the way

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Then constipation blasts her

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