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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

"I know a place on the edge of the red-light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!"

"Senor Diiickheeead!"

Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

"Let's go eat, huh?"

Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:

"Oh hi Mark"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah, Bonnydoon. The serenity.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Everybody got that? ...Good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

When will then be now? Soon.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."

One of the greatest lines Samuel L. Jackson ever said. Ever.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

β€œWe’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

FUCK YESSSSSS PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!

Absolute timeless classic!! :D

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We are the knights who say nee

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You must bring us.... a shrubbery!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Here's mine:

"I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"

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