Woah. It's a fellow pie guy.
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Sorry, the auction is now closed.
Is this still available?
That's out of my hands now.
AUCTION NOW CLOSED!
Congratulations to @[email protected] on making the highest bid of $3005.
Please send me your address and port number and the cookie will be delivered to you in due time.
Well shit
wasn't the bid 6 dogpix
They're worth that much.
What guarantees you'd not make another one?
What's with all the questions?
Will you accept cache?
Depends, which level?
can I?
I don't know, can you?
I'll bid about 6 dog pictures.
Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?
Hmmmm... Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.
Have they been professionally appraised?
Yes, by my entire family, several friends and acquaintances as well. Some random people in youtube comment sections also appreciated the quality.
Very well, I will accept this as a bid for $3005
Do you deliver?
Shipping extra.
What's wrong with it?
What makes you think something is wrong with it?
Why so cheap?
Someone else bid $3000, you think that's cheap?
Is it still alive?
Yes, it is still available.
Oh shit, put me down for $3000.
I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.
Is it worth $50 at least?
It can be! I can even mint it as an NFT if you’d like!
Serious buyers only.
So you have a cottage food license? I don't support black market baked goods.
Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?
Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that's included FOR FREE!
What a deal! Wowie!
does this come with an award-winning recipe?
It comes from an award-winning recipe.
which award
The prestigious "pieguy's friends said this cookie recipe is really good" award.
citation needed
The auction is now closed.