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According to The New York Post, citing a report by The Telegraph, n sword that is regarded as France's "Excalibur" has vanished from its stone. Per the publication, locals in the French town of Rocamadour believed the sword, Durandal, had been lodged in rock for around 1,300 years. A main attraction for the town, the sword could be found stuck in a sheer rock wall about 100 feet off the ground

Authorities in France are working to determine how the sword was taken from the 100 foot sheer rock face.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

Uhg.

It’s not Excalibur. It’s durendal

It was carried by Roland, a paladin of Charlegmane’s court. The sword that was at Rocamdor was a replica (or a fake.

As an incorrigible nerd, I take offense at confusing magic swords like this….

Also. It’s not the only sword in stone. There’s the sword of St. Galgano Italy

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Maybe that's why they used "quotes" around "Excalibur" and mentioned its real name in the article.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Most tone-deaf "Umm actually.." I've ever seen lmao

Edit: "Excalibur" is obviously a metaphor for "sword in stone"

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They should come forward to claim their throne. They are the rightful king of France now.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I wouldn't necessarily want to claim the throne in a country that once invented a machine for getting rid of kings by getting rid of their heads very efficiently.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

to be fair they are moving towards fascism so this is the best time to do it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It was invented to kill in a "more humane manner", not to get rid of kings. That's just a nice side bonus.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Was it by Stefano Ghisolfi after climbing Excalibur?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Now what the hell? How was the sword put into the rock 100 feet up 1300 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How the hell could a sword, exposed to the elements for 1300 years, not disintegrate into a pile of rust?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean humans didn’t just spontaneously develop the ability to climb mountains 500 years ago or something.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Okay let’s start with a sword stuck into the stone. Did that ability spontaneously disappear 500 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, it disappeared with the rise of technology. We could still stick swords into stone as late as 1850. But after that the mass production systems meant wizards just weren't in demand anymore and the portals to their plane were closed.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 8 months ago (6 children)

So who's the new king of France?

[–] [email protected] 120 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I order you to shut up, peasant!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! — HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looks at the United States government as a citizen

I'll take my chances.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I appears he had a disagreement with the locals and some people lost their heads

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All hail the new king of France!

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago (3 children)

They didn't include a picture of Durandal in the whole article.

I never knew that was a cliff face? Unless this isn't the real one.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Saw this article posted somewhere yesterday, and someone there commented that the sword on display is a reproduction. The original sword is in a museum or something.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Right? It looks super easy to get off of there. Getting up there and leaving with it might be a different story but physically it doesn’t look like it would take much effort.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago
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