Spay and Neuter your pets.
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This is very old. Im fairly sure I saw it on reddit at least 5 years ago.
I'm pretty sure I saw this in a 1988 reader's digest in my dentist's waiting room while sitting there in 1998.
Pretty sure it was actually nineteen ninety eight shortly after the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
The weirdest thing about this is the note. What happened to talking with each other?
Divorced parents don't talk. They just leave each other notes on their kid's lunch box.
Is joke
Haha
OP:
Is joke Haha
Also OP:
What is that yellow thing. I don't get it. Like the joke haha
I don't have their number, how am I supposed to text them?
Bruh, people under 40 don't talk to their neighbors.
Believe me, I've tried. The conversation never goes anywhere so I stopped trying.
The thing with a joke is not fucking up how it is delivered. Who ever did this choose the right way.
Right? Like you also have to talk to your neighbor to learn their cat is pregnant.
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