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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Honestly?

Crappy laptop trackpad picks up stray clicks from my wrists being close enough to trigger touch without touching. Blind operation is not an option, unless I bust the whole experience down to a text-only terminal.

But otherwise, throw in a decent VR headset and I'm on my way to yoga-based development.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I don't have legs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Opaque thorax

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Gimme a wedge pillow to keep my ass above my head and I'm in

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I don't own a yoga mat

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think it's the fact that I can't see the errors on my vagina.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Learn braille

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

So this is the new Lenovo Yoga line... Nice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I can talk out my ass, but can't see through my ass. Common misconception.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Note: (c) Hilaria Baldwin.

You may remember Hilaria from such controversies as "how do you say in English, cu--cucumber?". Born Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas in Boston, she somehow developed a Spanish accent once her parents retired to Spain in 2011.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this a thing? In MMA, a pro fighter from America called Mackenzie Dern married a Brazilian and adopted both the accent and the need for an English translator. There is also an English football manager called Steve McClaren that managed in the Netherlands, and infamously did an interview in broken English because "he thought locals would understand better".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mostly it's not a real thing. Most people who speak multiple languages don't get worse at one of them. Europe is full of multilingual people who speak like native speakers in their first language, and then near native in a bunch of other ones. There are times when you can't tell what someone's first language is.

On the other hand, it can happen a bit if you never use your native language, especially in the first few minutes of trying to switch. One famous example of that is Arnold Schwarzenegger who has spent so long in the US speaking English exclusively that his German has a slight American accent (though mostly it's a heavy Styrian Austrian accent). Also, it is true that you can temporarily forget words, even in your native language. It's not so much that you're forgetting the word, just that your brain insists the object is a "pepino" (the Spanish word for cucumber) and for a moment you can't say "ok, yeah, I know it's pepino in Spanish, but what is it in English?"

But, "code switching" is a real thing. If an American moves to Australia, it's really helpful to adopt some Australian pronunciations just to get by. If you ask for a "wah-der" in Australia, they'll have to think for a second, if you ask for a "whoa-tah" they get what you want right away. Someone who speaks English fluently but is always among Brazilians who only speak a bit of English might use a subset of English to talk to them, use local phrasing that isn't proper English but is Portuguese idioms or expressions moved into English word for word, and use Brazilian pronunciations so they're understood more easily, even if those are mispronunciations under most English accents. But, it would be surprising if they couldn't revert to normal English in an English-only setting.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

mfer goin for the self-suc

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

... full development stack?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

My inflexibility

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
  1. I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
  2. Even if I could do this, I don't have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I can't code. :(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

My hamstrings

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

c/fullshrimp

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

My piriformis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I like to see the screen whole coding

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

What makes you think this isn’t how I code? Offices love me, this is way cheaper than a bunch of ergonomic equipment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

About 200 pounds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Aldready poor coding skills.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"like that" is probably the best position to see shit

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