this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

or download the image each time ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why not blue waffles? No one that gets that and doesn't lose his erection instantly is human.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

So if i lose my boner i am not human? Good to know that i am a robot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

joke's on you I'm into that shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or just respond, "Why is it so small?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"Looks like it stinks."

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Bisexual who sent the first pic: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago (3 children)

False. Just circle some random spot on the picture and send it back with "normally i would ignore this but you should get that checked by a dermatologist btw".

He'll never sleep soundly again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

do that but make sure it's just, the background of the image.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

This sounds kinda genius and since men tend to not get themselves checked enough you might even accidently help some(piece of shit)one find an actual health issue

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Omg I love this. I'm totally doing this😲

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Results may vary.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

trans girls stay winning

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