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I'd go with Hopper from A Bug's Life. I'm sure he's a huge threat to Dave Foley and Julia Louse-Dreyfus, but I ain't worried about no grasshopper, even one voiced by Kevin Spacey.
Choo Choo Charles.
Charles can't swim. I'll just take the ferry to an island.
Who is Charles and why cant he take the ferry
He's a train, and he's a train.
Freddy Kruger, as long as I have prep time. Get a good night sleep the night before? Staying awake for 24 hours is pretty trivial. I can get up at 6 one morning and stay up til 6 the next morning. I'm willing to screw my sleep cycle up for a few days in exchange for 3 billion dollars.
Just meth, honestly.
What did you spend your billions on?
More meth obviously
One zombie. I could win against one zombie. With prep time. I think.
I dunno', what if it was one boss zombie, or like... uh is it Night of the Living Dead? Where individual zombie parts come back to life, to the point where burning them just spreads zombiejunk all over.
One zombie of the right type could be a death sentence for the whole planet!
The criteria is that it's a horror villain of your choice. So, I don't know why you'd choose a boss zombie or one of those really bad variants when you could choose one of the zombies from Shawn of the Dead.
But I'm also not completely sure that a random zombie really counts as a "villain".
Yea, the "villain" requirement is definitely what makes me question what "any ol' zombie" would end up being.
If you asked for "zombie from Resident Evil", would you be able to get a lumbering buffoon that's no big deal, or Mr. X?
Nosferatu. Because I live in the arctic and it's summer.
I wanted to say Freddy, because 24 hours without sleep would be easy-peasy. ...then I realized Im not a teenageer anymore and would probably take a nap anyways.
Sadako. Her curse takes 7 days to take effect, assuming it's gone once 24 hours are up. Else, Jaws can't get you if you're nowhere close to the sea.