Wow, okay. Next you are going to say that Sleeping Beauty shouldn't have married her rapist. He was a prince, dammit!! \s
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What is your definition of rapist? Some guy who opens a glass coffin and kisses the corpse on the lips?
edit, oh wait I get confused between sleeping beauty and Snow White, did they both have a glass coffin?
The prince in sleepint beauty had sex with her while she slept in the original. She didnt wake from the kiss but from giving birth.
Damn. Disney sure diluted that.
She should have stayed with her step mother then? I think she would have been happy with anyone who had the authority to get her out of that toxic place.
Obviously she should have left to live in the forest as a wild woman.
I suspect the make-up and shoe were a metaphor for fronts and personalities, but that may be a little deep.
have you seen what people can do with makeup? The prince didn't stand a chance!
Everyone loves pterodactyls.
My favorite is the e girl that takes her makeup off and they're a dude.
Not even the original, and still using the originals voice... ಠ_ಠ
If you aren't aware, not the original upload, but at least the original video with the person who actually said it: https://youtu.be/QunwzgVENUg
It's sad people steal content this way. She's extremely witty, I was laughing throughout this video.
I want to be a Disney princess or evil witch just for that perk.
Go to the woods, live there in piece, give pats to Mr The Big Bad Wolf, talk to trees, chill in a pond with frogs, kill local villagers so I don't accidentally have to interact with a human.
Princess Clara stayed single, summoned woodland critters with her beautiful voice (Tara Strong), so they could eat.
It wasn’t so they could eat
She didn’t know they would kill her little friends and was horrified when she found out
Yes, I member.
But they were delicious.
The Prince is clearly autism coded. This isn't a feminist issue, it's a ableist issue
Homie had face blindness weve been celebrating the wrong moral of the story
Maybe prince had prosopagnosia.
I mean, it wasn't even the prince that looked for her, but that duke guy with the wild moustache.
- Apply heavy makeup
- Get angry at the guy to not recognize you without your heavy makeup
- ???
- Profit
Live under Dolores Umridge and settle for talking to the mice to keep your sanity.
I've seen some women (usually Asian) in videos who take off all their routine makeup and don't just look like a different person, but like an entirely different ethnicity. it's not always the obviously tiny difference between Clark Kent & Superman.
They put tape to move their eyes. Like does that not hurt?
And Clark Kent and Superman have massive differences, not just the laughed at glasses thing. There's things like changing his demeanor, the fact that Kent is several inches shorter because he both slouches and uses his super strength to compress his own spine with his back muscles, constantly slightly vibrates at super speed as Superman to soften his features, etc
He doesn't even need to do all that. Christopher Reeves mastered two different demeanors and when he swaps between them it's surreal. Clark disappears and you see Superman wearing glasses.
It woulda made more sense as a masquerade ball
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