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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What are the ones in the bottom left? I first assumed they were meant to be baby sharks but they have egg cases right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A lil Salt n Pepa goes a long way

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Struggles of being the smartest spicies on the planet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

As far as we know.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Humans don't want to be born

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear.. and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It's fabulous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Isn't it kind of the same with all mammals, not just humans?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Human babies ain't done cooking yet. That's why they're totally dependent when they're born.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well to be fair it's because if the kid's brain box is allowed to get any bigger then the baby will need to exit chestburster style.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

the fact that modern technology actually made that possible is insane

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Oh no…. not again…”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Check please!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This is amazing

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Thank god for that. Imagine the horror of human babies just clawing their way out when they were ready.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the mental images

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It would make a lot more sense if humans could just lay some sort of egg sac which we could keep in the garage for 9 months until it hatches. I honestly don't know why biologists and geneticists haven't dealt with this by now

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe because no one would green light testing of it

We are fine with torturing monkeys but the human babies whole facility would be burnt down and ceo crucified

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Hideo Kojima did it

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always saw great whites womb as the thunder dome but it's more a battle royal where the winner eats the rest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Winner winner sharky dinner

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Don't fish blast the eggs out of their arse, as if they've had 3 Vindaloos?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hello, you must be British

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

There are fish that givelive birth, like sharks or guppys- read more: faunafacts.com

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's sharks. They fight to death and eat each other to survive.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought they only laid these hard eggs but apparently shark reproduction is pretty diverse ("Sandtigers" are the ones referred to in the comic).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Shark eggs are way cool! I totally forgot about those. Thanks for the link.

I did find it humorous that my client asked if I trusted sharktrust, too.