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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm finally coming around to this after decades of being steered away from it by The Simpsons (https://youtu.be/CQod276-7Mo?si=F5_Suzq41QAK_Wtg).

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (11 children)

It's halfway 2024 it's time to move on to bidets.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

This could have saved relationships.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The proper way to hang it, if you have cats, is the other way so they don't bat it all off if the get access. This is why I do not have cats.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My cat has not once tried unraveling a toilet paper roll. He has stolen money before, but he steals shit, so that’s normal. But never toilet paper.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Obviously designed in a place without deadly spiders.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wait. So if this i patented but has no specification about hanging it the other way, would that mean that one could patent toilet paper again, but hanging the other way?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You shouldn't, but the patent office don't care about inventive height and obviousness anymore

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I've never paid a single bit of attention to which way it goes on. I spit into the face of this entire debate and it's never done me any harm to do so. I'm a cat owner too. The roll goes on either way, it's fine, and I'll never change my mind.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The inventor also said it's "jif", and I ain't saying that either. Also, the patent doesn't indicate whther that's the front view or the back view. It's displaying a roll in a vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You're right, of course. Patent illustrations traditionally show the item only from behind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Patent illustrators show the item in the way that is most useful to describe the patent.

Mounting is not illustrated.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Why is this in c/Lemmy Shitposting?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The patent explains the intended use for that kind of paper.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

Warning! Normies who can't digest radical ideas, don't click further.I keep the roll on its side (vertical, with circular face down).
Also, I don't use it to wipe my butt. I have a handheld water shower directing device (a.k.a. health faucet) for that.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People here be discussing the wrong thing, or am I the only one thinking that patenting a roll of paper is incredibly stupid?

It's a damn roll of paper. How much of a genius do you have to be to come up with that? People have been doing it for millennia, the only difference is that it used to be so expensive that no one would think of whipping their butts with it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The patent was the tp roll but more so the angular serations that terminate short of the center, so a tearable roll of paper rather than a strip role that had to be torn manually or cut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So the innovation that was patented is literally "cut it partway through".

Patents are inherently stupid and only serve to stifle progress. Change my mind or otherwise just downvote away, works as well.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I see we've got some really strong opinions going on here. Just wanna remind everyone to keep it friendly and civil.

And on that note, all you weirdos who place it behind are wrong and I will die on this hill.

Fight me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People who place it hanging against the wall stand to wipe, like children.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m not gonna fight you. My two shitty scheming cats on the other hand…

Look I know how it’s supposed to go but I’m fighting for every square

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You could just keep the door closed

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Looks like some folks don't know how to use the three seashells.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

hahahahah ..... I can see how that can be confusing...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The most dangerous phrase is "we've always done it this way".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Thats the 'cat free house' way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had cats my whole life and never had this happen.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Eh. I taught my 2 cats to not touch it. It's not difficult.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I have had many cats and have never had a problem with them grabbing the toilet paper.

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