Smiling face in a petri dish today, Westworld tomorrow.
But be careful, these violent delights have violent ends. But perhaps this doesn't look like anything to you. In that case, freeze all motor functions.
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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Ah yes sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
:(
Don’t you love it when your bologna smiles back?
Damn cannibals
Say hello to my pal, Mr Vagina
Zucc got an upgrade?
No.
How does it taste
Skin
As a horror performer who sees (and does) absolutely horrifying shit on a normal basis, fuck this shit in particular
If you don't mind: what and where do you 'perform' exactly. Asking for a friend.
I'm a sideshow circus performer. My specialty is fire performance, but I have other talents as well as a split tongue. My friends are the kinda people who like to swing from meat hooks and swallow swords. Freak show type stuff. We do it live on stage.
Unsurprisingly, I've also performed in haunted houses.
I find that pretty cool. Is it a stressful career?
Also how was the bifurcation process?
I have a day job that pays the bills (many of us do) because the only money in art is money laundering, but I do perform fairly often, and occasionally produce. Of course it varies on the season, some months are slow for everyone. My day job is a grind.
Also how was the bifurcation process?
Painful
Pretty sure that’s actually the goal.
Could be wrong. But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.
But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.
You misspelled immediately.
I think I respect this comment the most.
I don't like this. I really, really don't like this. On, like, a visceral level.
But it looks so happy!
Whatever you do, just don't imagine licking it.
And definitely don't imagine it licking you.
Cranberry Flesh Golem are playing at the coffee house this weekend.
Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.
Very nice
This is not creepy at all.