Technology

Inside the car (sadly). No manual release on the outside.

Until then we've included a complimentary hammer with each Tesla.

But how do you integrate a subscription fee into analog doors? You can‘t enshitify that!!

Or the foresight to have a small backup battery unit used exclusively for emergencies like say when the battery goes out or when someone reverses their car into a lake. The fact these are such death traps shows just how bad the US is when it comes to giving a flying fuck about people over money.

And all the while Elon is touted as some kind of super Lex Lutherian genius.

Honestly if I wrote a fictional book with some of the shit he's done and how the world looks at him publishers would throw it back in my face as being the most unbelievable POS they've read in the past 20 years.