I should try that train to Krakow this summer...
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No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.
"How can three grown women not find a hookup between them?"
"They're - the economy is in shambles"
So stale and reposted it’s on KYM lol
…but I still chuckled i won’t lie
Clearly Katie has never heard of OnlyFans…
The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.
Where do I get a ticket?
Your mom is handing them out for free.
Can't have shit in ~~Detroit~~ America?
Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
Username checks out.
Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!
*hate
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
That's the other puddle
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine... What's Bofa...
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
Godamnit you did it.
gottm
Fucked in the subway*
By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Nah, you read it right.
I was there, when ocelot stole the rail system from Rex.
Can't have shit in Shadow moses
I'll assume that I'm just missing a reference or three because the alternative is that I'm having a stroke.
The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?
WHAT A PRETTY MEME!
THE MISSION IS A FAILURE, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW