That is the reason why some developers are “full stack”. All computers are stacked 🤪
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I have a KVM switch so I can control my array of computers with one monitor setup. I have a normal desk and a big closet to house all the computers.
We just have a warehouse with a few big computers. We just use our desks to access them.
Docker fan mindset
Rocking those classic 990s
An this was back in the 80s where there were only 8 programming languages...
This is why we need 3, 4, or even 5 monitors at a time.
More monitors the better
Reminds me of a scam call center person telling Kitboga “your IP address is tied to your house address. You don’t get a new one unless you move houses”
I wish
HTML CSS XML JSON SQL CRAYONS
Okay, it's starting to add up.
Not a single real language 😈
JSON and XML can be "real" languages. Mostly because of people who didn't stop to ask if they should.
It really depends on whether that SQL is the standard one (such as SQL92) or with the database specific extensions (such as PL/SQL).
The latter often adds up to a "real" programming language (were you can define your own functions and everything), depending on the database.
But yeah, the rest not so much.
Features to enhance vendor lock in.
Indeed.
You're supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.
And I thought it meant those programmers are bad at memory management because their stack is always full.
It's called a tower PC for a reason
For most devs, it's a Jenga tower. Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.
Do you get two empty spaces next to your tower? For maintenance if the lower elements.
I thought Tower PC was named after the record store.
Well, now I feel like an idiot. I've always assumed that was just an expression!
Stacks are real
Stacks are for idiots, racks are what we need and blades are the real deal.
I'm a Deck man myself
Yes, but it’s a regular expression.
I run perl on arch btw
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
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