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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Catnip works on dogs as well FYI. For dogs, it's sort of a sedative. It makes them calm and relaxed.

https://www.thewildest.com/dog-health/catnip-for-dogs

It doesn't work for all dogs, but if you have an anxious dog, it's worth trying before things like vet trips because it's safe in moderation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Catnip is also my secret ingredient in mojitos. It has a mellower flavor that compliments the mint well, and the moderate sedative effects of catnip tea make the rum more effective.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It's actually in the mint family, so that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Ooh. I might have to try this out. My pup Sophie has major social anxiety, never expected catnip to possibly help.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I used smoke weed and bring my cat some nip so we could get high together

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I use the phrase "nipped to the tits" to describe my cat being high on catnip or me being high on weed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To everyone reading: Be sure to not smoke weed in front of your cats, THC is toxic for them, and their body can't break it down, so it will stay in their system forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This. If you have pets, use gummies or smoke outside.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My cat's favourite toy is just a super tightly balled plastic disposable bag

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mine goes nuts for (unused) foam earplugs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tampons in the crinkly wrapper for kaia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from available information.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was joking because of the person talking about unused foam earplugs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, fair enough

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This comic is brought to you by people who never had a crinkly piece of plastic in their hand near a cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Or left a grocery bag on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My dog goes after the catnip filled toys - so all our pets go after the drugs. 🙃

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does catnip do anything for dogs?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It doesn’t affect most dogs but it makes some calmer. It doesn’t get them high like it does for cats.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They're just like us

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Plenty of cats play with toys. My cat a long time ago had a toy rat which he would play with and "catch", only to bring it to me to present as a prize. Thank you for bringing me a dirty toy you've been chewing on. But if I threw it back, he would resume playing and when the hunt was done either he would bring it to his bed to sleep with, or bring it to me. Only thing was when he had the thing in his mouth and he started yelling about it, it sounded like the cat was choking and dying. I told my wife the first time it happened it scared the shit out of me. I came running to save the cat, only for it to sheepishly look at me what my problem was. She laughed at first, till a few days later it happened to her. She went running to save him and then couldn't stop laughing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Mine dragged a mesh bag full of onions out of the kitchen last night and shredded the bag. Onion peel everywhere and he ran up to me this morning making that cute little mew like I know I fucked up but you can see why I did it, Right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That hunting scream they do is something else...had a cat that had ONE and only one mouse toy a couple years after he got it, killed it one night triumphantly...then the next night same thing. He's been killing the same ratty mouse toy with a broken wand for years. You just find it laying somewhere new and knew he got it again.

Usually he could get treats out of the deal.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

He’s been killing the same ratty mouse toy with a broken wand for years.

My cat kills actual mice, then eats the front half of them and leaves the back half on my pillow next to my head while I'm asleep. I'm totally used to this now, but when she first started doing it I would wake up and scream like the movie mogul in The Godfather who finds his favorite horse's head in his bed.

She is at least nice enough to lick the back half clean first.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The second frame could also read "It sounds like a dying animal screaming in pain and agony"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Squeaky toys and rabbit kits sounds the same when being ripped apart by a dog, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Rats and mice also. I've seen a few videos of terriers killing rats, the squeaks and the way they roughly shake them so hard they die is somewhat disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was it the video where they lifted a chicken coup up with a crane? I saw that on Reddit a couple years ago and it was insanity! Hundreds of rats came pouring out and like 10 different dogs went running in, chased all the rats down, and demolished them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that was definitely one of them. I've seen more than one I think, but that memory resonates.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yep, kill the small animal is generally the game we’re playing with our dogs 😬

Just in colorful cutesy toy shapes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rabbit kits? Are these like rabbits you build yourself?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Baby rabbits are called kittens.

The rabbits build them themselves

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it’s a complicated process involving birds and bees.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Where do rabbits buy bees?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A baby rabbit shrieking is much much worse. My lab found a nest in the yard last summer. She ran around with them in her mouth but didn't tear them apart.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nature's squeaky toys!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The combination of that knowledge and your username is disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unrelated, entirely. Promise. Pinky swear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You make me feel uneasy…

:p