My take: if a pylon falls, it should pull itself up by the bootstraps!
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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Spawn more pylons regurgitation and neighing sounds
You must construct additional pylons.
It's a quantum issue. Brownian motion at the base of the pylon is the culprit here. Just freeze it with liquid helium and you'll be good.
If we construct a space elevator we could just lift it each time it falls
He's right, it shouldn't
The solution is clear.
You must construct additional pylons.
Maybe the energy minister requires more minerals?
Is that unusual?
It's not very typical.
it's not very vertical either
What are the chances?
A gust of wind? In the middle of a field? Chance in a million!
Yes, my understanding is that this is unexpected behavior. It's more conventional for these pylons to fall over in groups rather than individually.
For example, last year:
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1812393/eyes-on-heavy-cables-after-binondo-pylons-collapse
Philippine Daily Inquirer / 05:46 AM August 05, 2023
The sudden collapse of seven power pylons in Manila’s Binondo district on Thursday afternoon not only prompted calls for an investigation into the immediate cause..
https://apnews.com/article/south-africa-pylons-collapse-pretoria-f0189bea0b6ad846e6d66e2be6d6d172
Published 6:14 AM PDT, April 10, 2023
PRETORIA, South Africa (AP) — At least seven large electricity pylons collapsed onto a highway near the South African capital of Pretoria, causing a multiple-vehicle crash, city authorities and emergency services said Monday.
https://www.news24.com/fin24/economy/pics-another-collapse-of-power-pylons-in-gauteng-20230414
14 Apr 2023
Five electricity pylons collapsed on the R101 in Hammanskraal on Monday night, Eskom confirmed.
This came just a day after seven collapsed on the N4 in Pretoria.
This "lone pylon syndrome" is rather concerning.
The front fell off
It looks like a poorly rendered video game until you look at the people.
I would just like to make the point that that is not normal.
I knew this would be here. Thank you for keeping the dream alive
I'm not saying it wasn't safe, it's just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones. Some of them are built so that they don't fall over at all.
Dang, having trouble finding that video. Anyone?
Was this ~~tanker~~ pylon safe?
Well not this one obviously. I just don't want to give the impression that pylons aren't safe.
But why did it fall over?
Gust of wind.
Is that unusual?
In the plains? Chance in a million.
Was this pylon safe?
We must construct additional pylons.