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this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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Oh I forgot about “fast loading.” I remember that being a thing, when people would talk about how small and optimized the html/javascript was.
I still remember waiting several minutes for web pages to load.
When I was a kid trying to play flash games on dial-up internet, I found they took almost exactly the same amount of time to load as it took for me to make and eat a sandwich. I ate a lot of sandwiches.
I feel like it still does sometimes, with some sites that feel like they are nearly a whole OS in themselves.
RIP
That reads like a description of the chatgpt start page. Just a prompt to start a conversation with a (mostly) helpful tool. But the moment they obtain absolute market dominance…
I don't think it gets mentioned enough that their absolute market domination of streaming videos is worse than their search engine.
They are the worse, period
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday but now he’s just a small fry
Missed a rhyme
Ah oof thought it sounded funny
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye