I'm just gonna start swolping my arms out pulling all levers, fuck it
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The one, that seems to be closest
that's what i thought. I'm sure something's going way over my head but my first thought was "how is this a tough choice or even a question"
Does Infinity include dimensions of levers that you can't comprehend?
id pull the right one
Works with mazes and everything else. It's the "good ol' rock" of cardinality
Help me, I assumed that it's possible but then two men appeared to decompose the train and put the parts back together into two copies of the original train
Get a time machine that can take me infinitely toward and backward in time, then use an infinitely long piece of string to attached to one lever in each cluster, then pull all the levers at once to redirect the train.
Irrelevant
You will never be in time to pull an infinite amount of levers before the trolley runs those people over
Literally says your abilities allow you to do so.
The image suggests that a closest element of each cluster exists, but a furthest element does not, so I will pull the closest lever in each cluster.
Nope, they're infinitely close to you as well. They're now inside you.
Oh, so that's why I can flip them all simultaneously.
Then I will swiggity swootie my booty to jimmy the peavy
sortition all the way
i open the I Ching
I like the axiom of determinacy more than the axiom of choice.
Can I take the axiom of choice?
Yeah but then like that person said, they will disassemble the trolley in a weird way and put back together two trolleys, one on each track.
Sorry, we sold out of that 5 min before you walked in.
I invoke the axiom of choice and hope for the best. because if it doesn't work we have bigger problems then 4 dead people
Just pull out a few thousand levers and throw them in front of the trolley.
I know you can't enumerate them all, but you just have to enumerate them faster than the trolly. and live forever
Just pull every one, I know one in each cluster will work, but like I gotta make sure
Since any one will work I just pull a nearby lever at random and go home
That one
Too complicated I'm just going to walk away
Murderer...
I would just pick the value from the root of each underlaying balanced binary tree, easy.
I select the most proximate lever in each cluster, using any criteria that would produce a beginning of a discrete order (so no ties for first). If I get infinite "tries" then even if it is an infinitesimally small chance of selecting the functional lever, at some point I will expect to get it.
Yo this sounds suspiciously similar to how quantum resistant lattice cryptography works.