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Alternative title: Dinosaurs wouldn't be that big if they weren't that big

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They were small like dogs too. Remember that scene in Jurassic Park where all the little dinosaurs ganged up on Hammond and ate the shit out of him? Or was that just in the book... Well either way there were small dinosaurs. They just don't get as much press.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

there were small dinosaurs. They just don't get as much press.

I rest my case

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it has more to do with them being one of the oldest discoveries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I think the oldest discovery is actually your mother (she is very old)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i mean have you seen how popular corgies are?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

More than Dinosaurs? I'm not sure what planet you are on but we all like Earth Dinosaurs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I know lots of people that own corgis. I don’t know anyone that owns a dinosaur. Guess that means corgis are more popular?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Everyone who is cool has a stuffed dinosaur. Prove me wrong

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I don’t know anyone that owns a dinosaur

I do. It's somewhat more common with people living in more rural areas than in the city, but I'd guess they're the third most popular pet after cats & dogs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

the queen never had a raptor but she had many corgies checkmate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They'd be popular, sure. But no way as popular and in public imagination as all the behemoths.

Like, there were a ton of dog-sized dinosaurs. You've never seen or heard of most of them.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

There were a lot of dog sized dinos and nobody cares about them, which means you're right!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I dunno. I grew up around a lot of horned lizards and they are awesome. Bump them up to small dog size and they'd still be awesome, though significantly more dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dog-sized dinosaurs are one of the most popular animals on the planet right now, so much so that they're the default flavor "everything tastes like."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think chickens are usually referred to as "dog-sized" even if it's occasionally true.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah I mean, I know dogs come in a wide range of sizes, but I feel like default dog is a lot bigger thanks default chicken.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

*eyes white shepard dog*

Man, animal protection organisations weren't kidding when they said poultry chickens are MASSIVE

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Which they made bigger in Jurassic Park, so that's actually proving the point. A bigger raptor species was only discovered after the first movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Doesn't it demonstrate that the actual dinos in real life don't have to be big to be popular, because humans will simply portray them how they want to see and bring interest in the species regardless?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

confused screaming

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Microraptors, even.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Triilobites weren't that big and they aren't that big.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Dogs are small like dogs, but they're pretty popular

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Would dogs be more popular if they were big as dinosaurs though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Those elephant-sized sloths seem pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Clifford was pretty popular for a dog book.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But if all dogs are as big as dinosaurs, then Clifford is no longer special. He's no longer Clifford the Big Red Dog. He's then just Clifford the Normal Sized Red Dog. I just don't think he'd be as big of a deal in that universe.

I guess he's still got the red thing going for him?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

But he's a dinosaur-sized dog that is arguably more popular than most non-dinosaur-sized dogs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Your best friend, transport, guard, and bed, all in one fluffy wrapping. Fuck yeah.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Wrong. I for one would love to have a minibronto. Or a lap-diplodocus. Or a triceratops named Spikey.

Hell, Archaeropteryx would look great perched on the curtain rod like a small parakeet.

And if you have rodent issues in your house, just unleash the T-rex. On that note, does Latin have a diminutive form of "Rex" ?

Plus, imagine the two playful Pachycephalosauri bumping their heads together all the time, with an audible click every time they did.

Also, who wouldn't want an aquarium or a fish pond inhabited by a Nanolodon?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Tyrannosaurus Parvus

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Yeah I was about to say, imagine this tiny Velociraptor purring in your lap sleeping off the murder of the chirpy-chirpy flap-thing in the garden.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Another hot take: Marshmallows wouldn't be that popular if they were savoury like cabbage

Another bonus hot take: Summer wouldn't be that popular if it was cold like winter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I'd love summer if it was like spring the whole time. Without the pollen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

*if it had school like Winter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The school year is better as public spaces are less busy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Idk I’d love Summer if it was cold like Winter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Long cold days and short colder nights?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Just cross the equator.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Surprise Ice Age, coming your way!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

So far our Dutch summer has mostly been 10°C rainy days, which is what our winters tend to look like. So myeah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Don’t tease me