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I don't know the context. The Bluesky post merely said...

This is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I ain't watching this shit, but here's the video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2EGmmoCxro

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

that's red turning juice! Oof ouch owie skin

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Turning Red (2022)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

When you’re in the country club and bro takes the last cup of baby blood. (This is a joke, feds.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

"Don't! That's my mug!"

"What're you gonna do about it?

"MOM!!! HE'S DRINKING OUT OF MY MUG!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

"DON'T DRINK FROM THE SIMPSONS MUG IT WILL TURN YOU RED"
"Really? I gotta try it real quick"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

"Piers, you woke moralist, stop drinking your tea and come help me! The chaos dragons have pulled my tie too tight, Piers! I'm choking to death!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

The two allotropes of phosphorus

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that "turning red turns you dead" and failing (he's been at it for 35 minutes)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Mom told you it was my turn to play with the Nintendo, but nooo, instead you kept playing my turn! And now the Nintendo is gone and I never had my turn!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

What a lovely shade of gammon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Remember me, your neighborhood crossroad demon? You signed a contract and I made you a celebrity idiot on TV. The papers are coming due soon and your rotted, corrupt soul will be mine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

The thing about benzodiazepines is that they let make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don't want that, so they make you stop using them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Jorpy bear maces himself to prove that nofap gives superhuman powers beyond the comprehension of any feeeeemoid (quark) chaos dragon. Antics ensue.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Bernie Sanders CNN red filter

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stop saying I sound like kermit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dragons ARE real, Piers! Tigers are dragons! COVID-19 is a dragon! Komodo dragons are dragons!!!

kermit-painspeech-l

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

up-yours-woke-moralists imagine dragons? actual dragons!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here! Try this red-face juice, Piers! It's working wonders on me! I'm 3 entire shades redder than I was before!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

oof owie my capillaries

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The guy on the right is about to explode

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But they're both on the right susie-nudge

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Oh, you’re “on the right”?

How about you try BEING right for once? smuglord

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Nice argument. However I've already depicted you as the seething Nordan Peterson and me as the smug Piers Morgan

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

The screenshot is kind of real. This video is Piers Morgan Show in April. The screenshot has 2 different frames edited together. Piers morgan sips from the mug at 10 minutes into the video. Jordan Peterson starts crying at 50 minutes into the video.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Honestly same question

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DON'T DRINK FROM MY HOMER SIMPSON MUG PLEASE NO IT'S MY SPECIAL MUG NOOOOOO STOOOOPPPPP

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

He's drinking apple cider and Jordan Peterson caught a whiff of it through video link.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: