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I don't know the context. The Bluesky post merely said...

This is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

I ain't watching this shit, but here's the video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2EGmmoCxro

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

that's red turning juice! Oof ouch owie skin

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

Turning Red (2022)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

When you’re in the country club and bro takes the last cup of baby blood. (This is a joke, feds.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

"Don't! That's my mug!"

"What're you gonna do about it?

"MOM!!! HE'S DRINKING OUT OF MY MUG!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

"DON'T DRINK FROM THE SIMPSONS MUG IT WILL TURN YOU RED"
"Really? I gotta try it real quick"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

"Piers, you woke moralist, stop drinking your tea and come help me! The chaos dragons have pulled my tie too tight, Piers! I'm choking to death!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

The two allotropes of phosphorus

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that "turning red turns you dead" and failing (he's been at it for 35 minutes)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago

Mom told you it was my turn to play with the Nintendo, but nooo, instead you kept playing my turn! And now the Nintendo is gone and I never had my turn!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

What a lovely shade of gammon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

Remember me, your neighborhood crossroad demon? You signed a contract and I made you a celebrity idiot on TV. The papers are coming due soon and your rotted, corrupt soul will be mine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago

The thing about benzodiazepines is that they let make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don't want that, so they make you stop using them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago

Jorpy bear maces himself to prove that nofap gives superhuman powers beyond the comprehension of any feeeeemoid (quark) chaos dragon. Antics ensue.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago

Bernie Sanders CNN red filter

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Stop saying I sound like kermit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dragons ARE real, Piers! Tigers are dragons! COVID-19 is a dragon! Komodo dragons are dragons!!!

kermit-painspeech-l

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

up-yours-woke-moralists imagine dragons? actual dragons!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Here! Try this red-face juice, Piers! It's working wonders on me! I'm 3 entire shades redder than I was before!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

oof owie my capillaries

[–] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The guy on the right is about to explode

[–] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

But they're both on the right susie-nudge

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

Oh, you’re “on the right”?

How about you try BEING right for once? smuglord

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

Nice argument. However I've already depicted you as the seething Nordan Peterson and me as the smug Piers Morgan

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

The screenshot is kind of real. This video is Piers Morgan Show in April. The screenshot has 2 different frames edited together. Piers morgan sips from the mug at 10 minutes into the video. Jordan Peterson starts crying at 50 minutes into the video.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago

Honestly same question

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

DON'T DRINK FROM MY HOMER SIMPSON MUG PLEASE NO IT'S MY SPECIAL MUG NOOOOOO STOOOOPPPPP

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

He's drinking apple cider and Jordan Peterson caught a whiff of it through video link.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: