I ain't watching this shit, but here's the video:
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that's red turning juice! Oof ouch owie skin
Turning Red (2022)
When you’re in the country club and bro takes the last cup of baby blood. (This is a joke, feds.)
"Don't! That's my mug!"
"What're you gonna do about it?
"MOM!!! HE'S DRINKING OUT OF MY MUG!"
"DON'T DRINK FROM THE SIMPSONS MUG IT WILL TURN YOU RED"
"Really? I gotta try it real quick"
"Piers, you woke moralist, stop drinking your tea and come help me! The chaos dragons have pulled my tie too tight, Piers! I'm choking to death!"
The two allotropes of phosphorus
Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that "turning red turns you dead" and failing (he's been at it for 35 minutes)
Mom told you it was my turn to play with the Nintendo, but nooo, instead you kept playing my turn! And now the Nintendo is gone and I never had my turn!!!
What a lovely shade of gammon
Remember me, your neighborhood crossroad demon? You signed a contract and I made you a celebrity idiot on TV. The papers are coming due soon and your rotted, corrupt soul will be mine.
The thing about benzodiazepines is that they let make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don't want that, so they make you stop using them.
Jorpy bear maces himself to prove that nofap gives superhuman powers beyond the comprehension of any feeeeemoid () chaos dragon. Antics ensue.
OP said wrong answers only.
Bernie Sanders CNN red filter
Stop saying I sound like kermit
Dragons ARE real, Piers! Tigers are dragons! COVID-19 is a dragon! Komodo dragons are dragons!!!
imagine dragons? actual dragons!
Here! Try this red-face juice, Piers! It's working wonders on me! I'm 3 entire shades redder than I was before!
oof owie my capillaries
The guy on the right is about to explode
But they're both on the right
Oh, you’re “on the right”?
How about you try BEING right for once?
Nice argument. However I've already depicted you as the seething Nordan Peterson and me as the smug Piers Morgan
CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER
Chat is this real
The screenshot is kind of real. This video is Piers Morgan Show in April. The screenshot has 2 different frames edited together. Piers morgan sips from the mug at 10 minutes into the video. Jordan Peterson starts crying at 50 minutes into the video.
Honestly same question
DON'T DRINK FROM MY HOMER SIMPSON MUG PLEASE NO IT'S MY SPECIAL MUG NOOOOOO STOOOOPPPPP
He's drinking apple cider and Jordan Peterson caught a whiff of it through video link.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: