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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Luckily I'm old, so I reflexively click the save button every few minutes anyway. Great progress there, Microsoft!

[–] [email protected] 113 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's my data, I don't know you!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Pictures you can hear.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is there a work around? I feel like every time I figure out how to keep it from uploading and just save locally, it resets the next time I boot up. I've been using word because the transcribe feature is very helpful for navigating uni with my disabilities

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I feel this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Same for fucking iOS

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog.....

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Had that happen at work. I just drag-and-dropped a file into the Outlook web-UI, thinking it'd attach as an e-mail. Turns out, they recently changed that feature and you now have to drop into the right half of the area. If you drop into the left half, it uploads into OneDrive.

I accidentally did that. The document had personal data inside. That's a breach of GDPR. Fucking ace.

(I'm not sure that attaching to the e-mail isn't also a breach of the GDPR, since my company switched Microsoft 365 for various things. But yeah, I certainly would have liked a confirmation dialog.)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Maybe next year Xbox cloud gaming should team up with Outlook and Onedrive for the "Ultimate" cloud computing conversion feature:

When you drag and drop a file into Outlook, Windows mail, or Exchange, the file bounces around like in the window like in the game Breakout. You can only attach a copy if you hit every word in your email message. If you let the file fall past the signature line, it makes a Onedrive link automatically.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Sir if you will simply fill out this form in triplicate...

And initial here, and here, provide your SSN#, yes and bank account and a credit card number there, and mother's maiden name yes, and provide rights to the soul of your first, second, and third-born child...

Then you are all set! Oh wait, now just watch this advertisement, and this other one here, and this other one here, and also this other one, and we will allow you to save... hey, where are you going?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

Do ah look lack ah know hwat a Onedrive is?

[–] [email protected] 156 points 5 months ago (4 children)

We have this shit at work, they make it incredibly hard to get a fucking attachment as a real attachment instead of a link to their cloud

Specially annoying since my organization is "geofence" but we work with people all over the world... So MS insists on switching attachments to links nobody can open outside my country

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (19 children)

Huh? Outlook gives you two clear options when attaching a document. One is to attach as a copy, and one is to share it.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Blame your company for not configuring that shit, or choosing to let MS handle it all.

Personally, no company should be using Office 365 and external mail. Bring that shit back in house.

~~No~~ Know (wtf autoincorrect?) why bringing it in house costs more? Because it's worth it, for the control.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I speak from experience that no one other than professionals should be handling their own mail servers in 2024. I worked for a mail host. The amount of spam and attacks that befall a mail provider, even a small one, is bonkers. Plus, mail is just too damn important.

I wish it wasn’t the case because the idea of everyone privately hosting their own mail servers would be pretty awesome. Sadly the modern internet makes it way too risky.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

God if that isn't the truth. We changed from Thryv to rackspace and we went from zero spam to 30 a day and this is AFTER they block a bunch. Waste of my time every day having to go through them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I'm also not sure where they got their idea that cloud is cheaper from. On prem has always been cheaper, I've had to walk through fire and flames to get my company to approve cloud hosting as we simply do not have the capacity to be our own mail host. Goodluck explaining tech debt to upper management though, it's like they're allergic to the idea of understanding it.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago

But you'll at least let us take a smaller or bigger peek right? Don't worry we have a screen recorder ready, you don't have to do anything.

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