americans will use anything but metric
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Anything But Metric
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Americans will use anything but metric
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In my mind half a giraffe is just a horse. Just say it is the size of a horse.
Why do some have the need to describe things in the oddest "measurements"? I understand that it makes it easier to imagine sometimes, but "half a" ... never mind, found someone who explains this much better than me: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/for-want-of-a-half-giraffe/
Thanks, Charles C. W. Cooke.
That’s an easy one, down the middle.
The third half
It's usually not the scientists that write shitty headlines like this 🫤
What do you mean. The Daily Mail Online is known to be one of the most rigorous publications!
Hah!
How many bananas are we talking about here?
yes
Halving always produces equal proportions
Only when halved along a line of symmetry.
A body cut in half at the waist, leaves you with two very different halves despite being the same length/height.
Cut in half along the spine though and you could have two equal, yet mirrored, halves.
With a long neck like a giraffe, half way down the length between the head+tail, one of those 'halves' is going to be much heavier/bulkier.
A giraffe is a unit of mass....
Assume a spherical giraffe.
On a frictionless plane?