this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

God: humans see everywhere dicks...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I cannot find this on google maps, can anyone else?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a little east of Cockburn Island. (No, I'm not messing with you.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's in Canada or the US.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Quick do a polybridge and get it on the RCE YouTube channel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The strongest shape lake needs a strongest shape bridge.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

It looks frozen; does that mean it's bigger when it's warmer? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you see a penis in the thumbnail or photo, then you are bi at a minimum. That's literally the first thing I saw, and I'm gay, so I'm confident that's how it works.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

U sure? I saw a penis and im a lesbian

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you saw a penis and think you are a lesbian, then I have some news for you, sister. You're probably a lesbian. Cause usually people don't refer to themselves as lesbian unless they are. Happy Pride!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Im way past probably. More like 100% a lesbian. Happy pride to you too!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Some dick and balls from Lago di Garda in Italy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I think your Rorschach test is complete

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Swam in the head, ejaculated out into Riva. Had a wonderful time

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I discovered this on a Reddit post during a high school geography lesson about river

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

A lesson about river. I remember those. Not as good as a lesson about mountain though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That also featured on the RCE YouTube channel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Tilt it to the left and it looks like it's pissing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where is this from? I feel like I've seen it before

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe it's Austin Powers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" to be precise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

My beliefs have been justified! Whoo hoo!