this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
1131 points (99.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

23507 readers
1468 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How about you only have to work 28.8 hours a week?

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

People bring their dogs to work all the time in my office. Fortunately, all of us are dog lovers, so we all enjoy it.

The other trend that doesn't bother me, but surprises me is that I'd estimate about two thirds of the people in my office vape at their desks.

We also have bean to cup espresso, which is nice. People will go find high end beans and contribute them. It works out nicely.

We're highly educated professionals, damnit!

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah fuck the vaping thing but everything else is cool lol

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Vaping indoors, at the desk ?! I would hate to work there.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (6 children)

It's not me and I have an office. It doesn't get to me.

But I can definitely see that it would bother a whole lot of people.

On that, I'm old enough to have begun my working life when people smoked cigarettes at their desks. This is a much, much better alternative.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Yum, plastic clouds

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bean to cup coffee machines legitimately was part of the reason i took a job at my current company.

Then during covid they downsized offices and got rid of them all.

Now all we get is instant coffee.....

scumbags......

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments