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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Those prices aren't bad at all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ

The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
  • Cinnamon swirl
  • Bacon
  • French fries
  • Toast
  • Tea
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It’s a shillpost

Edit honestly I have no idea, i just thought it was missing cold pizza as a breakfast option

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Eggs, hashbrowns, toast, OJ, milk and biscuits. This is just my regular breakfast lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What no French toast?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Or eggs, hash browns, biscuits and coffee with $5 to spare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where is the sour milk? Where are the rasins? where is the sugar? Where is the cinnamon?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All those things are garnishes not breakfast food per se

Wait are you a little bird or small mouse?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That is just the starter...

And will get you time to get me tunnbröd, butter and prästost

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

in the ocean you gross fuck

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

all of the drinks listed in that menu also contian water as ingredient so gotta drink machine oil

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You were suppose to bring them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

3.5 orders of sausage and 1 cup of coffee (served scalding) so I can really wreck myself from mouth to anus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Sausage sausage sausage coffee coffee coffee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

there is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Correct.

Or more like white, fluffy, sweetened, crustless sponge ≠ bread.

what we need

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don't want anything else. can I still participate?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

$4 row gang!

I’ll take a glass of water too but that’s not on here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren't cutting it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But there's no cigarette :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Blueberry, sausage, hash browns, biscuits, coffee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Bacon, sausage, tattie scones, baked beans mushrooms, fried tomato, black pudding, and haggis. Irn Bru to drink. Breakfast of champions.

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