"You sound like a diabetic race horse pissing on a flat rock!" - My mom
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Damn boy, you frying chicken in there? For real though, you piss loud as fuck. I think that's pretty cool.
Fried Chicken Sizzle
Bottom right, when pissing at night
When the sun hits brink, piss in the sink.
Sounds like Foghorn Leghorn has been party to some "frying" himself, if you know what I mean..
Pissper
Who are you the piss poet
Just sit down
My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I've seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can't be the only one.
Do you shit standing up?
Do you have any understanding of male anatomy?
do you?
Can’t help but notice you didn’t answer the question
I so don't want to be thinking about this but just to give the benefit of the doubt let's say they are physically incapable of tucking. Even on a "long" toilet. Which, I've for sure seen people in public where I've considered how people accomplish certain things like wiping their own ass.
So if they can't tuck they must either piss first and then sit and shit.... Which I guess is possible. But I'm thinking more like a bucket is used and placed in front, so you piss in the bucket on the floor in front of the toilet while shitting. Then you dump the bucket in the toilet and flush. And hopefully wipe somehow, or maybe use a bidet. I am sure this situation is some people's reality.
Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing
but then i have to clean my roommate's ass-grease off the seat
Just piss in the sink. There's no water to hit in there.
And it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu
What if you let it mellow instead? Wouldn't be so wasteful then huh? What now sink pisser??
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
baby that's nasty.
Wait no I wanna hear them out
Yeah like you have your dishes in there and stuff, just piss on the floor and mop it later
Bro, you only got one sink?
No but when one sink gets full u'll need the other for all the dirty dishes, what else would u do? clean them?!
Is there a sink in your bathroom? Why are we pissing in the kitchen sink of all places?!
Cuz the bathroom sink is full of dirty dishes, silly! :3