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Frying Chicken Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Just sit down

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I've seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can't be the only one.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you shit standing up?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Do you have any understanding of male anatomy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

do you?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can’t help but notice you didn’t answer the question

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I so don't want to be thinking about this but just to give the benefit of the doubt let's say they are physically incapable of tucking. Even on a "long" toilet. Which, I've for sure seen people in public where I've considered how people accomplish certain things like wiping their own ass.

So if they can't tuck they must either piss first and then sit and shit.... Which I guess is possible. But I'm thinking more like a bucket is used and placed in front, so you piss in the bucket on the floor in front of the toilet while shitting. Then you dump the bucket in the toilet and flush. And hopefully wipe somehow, or maybe use a bidet. I am sure this situation is some people's reality.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

but then i have to clean my roommate's ass-grease off the seat

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just piss in the sink. There's no water to hit in there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What if you let it mellow instead? Wouldn't be so wasteful then huh? What now sink pisser??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

baby that's nasty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Wait no I wanna hear them out

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah like you have your dishes in there and stuff, just piss on the floor and mop it later

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bro, you only got one sink?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No but when one sink gets full u'll need the other for all the dirty dishes, what else would u do? clean them?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is there a sink in your bathroom? Why are we pissing in the kitchen sink of all places?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Cuz the bathroom sink is full of dirty dishes, silly! :3