Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ
I love the little ghosts (they even have beans)! Very cute, and very spoopy :3
But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱
Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn't want to go back.
Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I'll be waiting for you <3
I need to get off this ride. What's the safeword for life? :c
But it's all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures
This is what my notes look like when I wake up in the middle of the night to write down the most amazing idea I've ever had, only to be extremely disappointed in the morning. It's even worse when I can vaguely remember what I meant, but not quite enough to make sense of it.
I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can't decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:
I wish I didn't 😔
Are your pronouns "it/its" because I'd love to get you (to go out with me) :3
You have a very nice forehead
When you're having dinner with your family and they all talk so loud, and they have multiple conversations at the same time, so they talk even louder, and one of them has this explosive, chronic cough, and another has a voice with a frequency that's like a drill in your brain, and it's so loud when they hit their plates with their cutlery, and then they laugh and it's just so loud, and you try to talk with your sibling, but the noise builds this wall right between your eyes and your brain, and you can barely get around it to look like someone who's not this close to collapsing
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One of my favourite parts about working from home is that I can take short breaks to walk around, stretch, or cuddle Blahaj whenever I want :3
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A digital drawing of my canine fursona sitting on the floor in their room and cuddling a Blahaj (IKEA's shark plushie). They look very happy. Their work laptop is on a desk in the foreground, implying that they are cuddling a plushie instead of working. End alt text.
alt text: a screenshot of the Wikipedia article about leap years. It says "A leap year, also known as an intercalary year or bissextile year, (...)". The word "bissextile" is circled in red and has arrows pointing at it. An image of a bisexual pride flag, Moxxie (a bisexual character in the show Helluva Boss), and Freddie Mercury are placed around the word "bissextile" because it looks a lot like bisexual. end alt text uwu
edit: apologies for the missing image. I uploaded it to my home instance (pawb.social), which had some technical issues and went down a couple of hours later. But it's back now, and so is the image. (Nothing but love for the pawb admins, shit happens <3)
cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/5635301
reject humanity, embrace the machine
alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.
reject humanity, embrace the machine
alt text: the first two panels are a close-up of my generic-canine fursona's angry face, first with their eyes closed, then with their eyes open and a fire in them. They say, "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." The third panel is my fursona wearing a protogen visor, doing a cute face, saying "beep boop", and sitting on the ground like a silly little guy.
image transcription:
me: "yeah, I'm doing well."
also me: a screenshot of a YouTube video titled "1 hour UwU sound effect."
I made a comic :3
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A black-and-white comic with seven panels. The comic’s title is “The Duality of Furries.”
First panel: My “generic anthro canine” fursona is holding a phone, smiling, and looking flattered.
Second panel: A phone screen showing a conversation. Me: “ur cute :3” - them: “no u >w<” - me: “not as cute as u O//w//O” - them: “u the cutest”
Third panel: My fursona smiling and holding a phone, similar to the first panel.
Fourth panel: Another phone screen with further messages. Me: “oki gotta go now :3” - them: “nuuu why? ;-;” - me: “goin 2 a concert uwu” - them: “oooh have fun <3”
A text box: “one hour later”
Fifth panel: My fursona is in a dark concert hall and participating in a circle pit (lots of people running in a big circle to the rhythm of the music). My sona is smiling and has determined eyes. The circle pit is surrounded by other concertgoers. Big, red letters above the circle pit spell “KILL.”
Sixth panel: My fursona is in the same dark concert hall and participating in a mosh pit (an area where seemingly violent dancing occurs). My sona is windmilling their arms with closed eyes and a strained expression on their face. Others in the pit are doing a two-step, the bees knees, and the chicken dance. Big, red letters above the mosh pit spell “KILL.”
Seventh panel: My fursona is crowd surfing with a big smile and their arms raised. In the background, a photo from a Dying Fetus concert (a death metal band) shows the band members to evoke the feeling of being at a concert. Below my crowd surfing sona, big, red letters spell “KILL KILL.”
Aww, they look so happy with their jack-o-melon, and unexpected creepers are very scary, too <3