this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I should probably just make this my phone's home background as a constant reminder.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We're all sick in the head considering the inequities we tolerate.

Me too, thanks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The need to be so online and updated is parasitic but has been so ingrained in me. I'd like to see a trend of being more offline and out-of-sight but that's also quite ironic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Go find some boobies or if you prefer some sausage and let out all the stress.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And what if you like both but just can't seem to choose?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Infinite diversity through infinite combination is a rule 34 specialty. You absolutely can find some chick with big boobs sporting tree trunk betwicks their nethers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone should join some of the art and literature communities here on Lemmy and scroll something creative instead of news.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They barely seem to show up under “All”. It’s mostly doom and gloom bullshit news

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Have you considered lowering the amount of doom and/or gloom that occurs IRL?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Follow me around Lemmy, I sprinkle poetry and stories all over!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"How many people buy what a few billionaires want em to?" Cuz it sure keeps feeling like the worst and loudest keep wanting things that coincidentally benefit the rich

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Aw thank you, I feel seen.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm a part of the problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Yay, we’re part of something!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Parasocial is better than no social at all

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Debatable, honestly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The death penalty is good. Thoughts?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fuck the "justice " system. No fucking way I would trust them to find the right person.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I disagree. The death penalty is bad.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

It has been proven to not work as a deterrent and innocent people have been put to death. Pass.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

shocking to me that there's no band called Def Penalty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hear the whispers of [email protected] call me, do you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

wow thanks for new community intro!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I do have those on occasion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, since you asked.......

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Don’t leave us hanging, we want to know all your mentally ill thoughts

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