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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

True neutral paladin/rogue, what a weird combo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My wife loved playing a healer in WoW, so we never had any problems finding raid groups or arena partners.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Four White Mages? It’ll never work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What do I do if I'm a ranger? Maybe a frontliner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'm only interested in DPS.

Dicks Per Second.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I took this quiz, I am a neutral good human monk: https://easydamus.com/character.html

Edit to say I am not looking to pair up lol, just thought it was a fun quiz

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I filled it all in and the button at the end didn't work. That's 20 minutes I'm never getting back :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No way, that sucks. It definitely works though. Maybe try a different browser?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Charge your phone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna chalk it up as yet another problem with Firefox Mobile. I really want to like it, but it doesn't make it easy haha

I'll probably try again another time on something Chromium-based

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

i did it on Firefox mobile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Definitely a fun quiz. I got Chaotic Neutral Human Fighter/Monk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wow that was long. Did not expect 140 questions. lol

Chaotic Neutral Human Druid!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That just sounds like a difference in luck, I think yours is better than mine

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OK but literally. I'm a healer. Started dating a tank main. Dps are a dime a dozen so we never have queue issues.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm the healer and my partner is a dps. Healers and Tanks seem so criminally underplayed that I alone massively skew the queue times.

Healer and Tank combo must be borderline instant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh crap, I think I chose loremaster bard...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Its an invaluable class. They never lose their car keys and they're a ton of fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is false for at least World of Warcraft. Everyone who has every done any random group content can attest to the fact that it is always hardest to find a good tank.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think tank in most MMOs is a low-desire role. It typically hinges entirely on having a healer to keep you tanking, as well as holding an immense responsibility to be aware of aggro patterns and incoming debuffs. You eat a lot of blame for not tanking well, even if it's just because your healers mispositioned or some DPS decided to steal aggro by spamming too much of X move.

And generally, you don't feel as much of the "I did a thing!" feeling as, say, a rogue pumping out damage or a mage casting a slew of debuffs and DoTs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

When I was younger, I always played a tank, and yea the blame was always high, raid goes good, it was DPS got the good job, raid goes bad, fucking tanks fault.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A tank period...

At least currently.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Is it better to marry a pocket healer or am I in for a lot of trouble if I do

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (4 children)

New existential crisis unlocked: what class am I?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You're fringe class

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I started this on my break, made it to question 14 until i started scrolling to see the end...i gave up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I answered all of them and then it crashed when I submitted....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hahaa, Chaotic Good Human Monk! Guess I'm stayin' single, babyyy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First you got to have the existential crisis of figuring out what system you are playing. You can't just assume D&D. Once you get that out of the way save room on your schedule for a smaller crisis about which edition you are dealing with...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Gawd damn it, can't ever be simple, can it...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh it's easy. Check your character sheet top right

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh... Oh, no! I was supposed to have a character sheet?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As long as you brought food, the dungeon master won't kick you out

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Stale bread, musty ketchup, and tap water it is!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I find that DMs become quite patient with helping players make character sheets when provided a can of coke and some donuts/chips.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

IIRC, this is basically what happens, in a way. Our scent makes us more attractive to people with different sets of immonorelevant genes, so that our offspring has a wider array of defenses.

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