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I'm not saying the worst, otherwise I would need to include the star wars sequels or transformers movies... Just some really dumb movie that somehow got praised.

For me has to be Ready Player One. That movie message is so "uhuh" obvious that is stupid, the whole nerd that saves the world in a thing that otherwise would be useless to know in real life... The so over the top evil gaming corporation. The whole 80s and 90s movies and games references get old after half an hour... And it's so pandering towards the geeks and nerds, they really want the viewer feeling really cool for knowing that is the Shining hallway, or that is a Monty python reference... Or look a GUNDAM! YOU'RE SO COOL FOR COLLECTING THOSE GUN PLA! Look we have also overwatch and halo in the background! You're so cool modern gamer!

Also the obviously attractive "nerd" hacker girl that thinks she's ugly and deformed for having a small hard to see red tint in one side of her pretty face... Cmon man. In no universe anyone would think that actress is ugly.

And the message at the end is so hilarious: Look man, you're cool for getting these references and being a real gamer is cool, but go outside more!

Is like the creators have no self awareness.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Anything from Marvel ever. Except maybe Guardians of the Galaxy, but it's all way too long and just boring, I don't know I always find fight scenes to be extremely boring in films, I'm more interested in the progression of the story over some dragged out fight

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I think that Ready Player One was terribly ported from the book format to the movie. The book went so much more over the top than the movie did, the latter turning down on a lot of nerd aspects. Having said that, different formats need different ways for conveying the same idea. The main character would literally get a "+1 blazing sword" in the book. +1. As if it were an MMO or something.

Having said that, Dune (book and movie) were terrible. The movie felt plagued with references to stuff I didn't get. Only recently did I read the book just to find it was as uninteresting as the movie.

I'll never forget those opera singers singing right to my ears when a ship would land... Now that's a way to startle a person.

On the bright side, reading the book has allowed me not see the second part of the movie.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Jurassic World. It seemed like the definition of color by numbers reboot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Marvel civil war

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Mad Max Fury Road. I honestly don't understand how people like it. The storyline is paper thin to the point of being almost missing. I guess the steampunk motif is good if you're into that, but the rest of the movie was just trash.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mad Max in general is bloody stupid

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

The obviously fast forwarded fight scenes broke this movie for me. I don't even remember the plot because every time there was anything happening on the screen the physics of everything would change.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Sometimes you just want to switch your brain off for a couple hours and watch things go BOOM.
It's something I can totally get behind, although I understand it's not something everyone enjoys

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dune.

Shower me with downvotes, I don't care.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

To me Dune is too big for movies. It should have been a series. We've had two long films and they've cut the book down so far they still barely make sense. The end of Dune two should have been the end of a first season of 8-10 hour long episodes.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

New one.
3 hours of soulless cash grab capitalyzing on the fact that we had been starved of cinema for 2 years and everyone was so hyped to come back no one wanted to admit the movie was a boring mess of everyone involved sucking his own dick instead of working together for a good product.
I don't want to see the twentieth 4 minutes desert panoramic: it's a fucking desert, we get it can we move on? Or the stupidly intense stares between Chalamet and Rebecca Ferguson in random situations: you two are stranded in the desert drinking your own sweat and piss, why are you looking at each other like you're going to fuck?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They were working on it long before the pandemic, so that's invalid. But you read the book and believe that? Or did you not know what it was about beforehand?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, never read the books, never read the comics, haven't seen the one from Jodorowsky.
And I don't really know anything about the production process: I judge it solely on what I saw, as any entertainment product should be.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

There aren't comics afaik and, thankfully, the Jodorowsky monstrosity didn't get made.

I mean, sure, but it's half of a story. So much of the criticism I saw totally left out that it was part 1 of 2. I ask because it'd be like watching The Fellowship of the Ring and being upset that it was just a story about some midgets going on a hike - it's a take you could only have if you weren't at all familiar with the source material or even generally what it's about. It's not an invalid take, necessarily, but it is one that ignores that it's only one part of a larger story. Dune Pt 1 was also a slower burn, and it's totally valid to dislike that sort of movie.

I hope you watch the second one and can appreciate the first one as part of that context. Dune (the book, not just the movies) is very good for a lot of reasons and was incredibly influential on sci-fi as a whole. It's obviously fine not to like it, of course, but as a lifelong fan, I just want everyone to give it a chance.

Edit: there are comics actually. Huh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

My criticism is in fact focused on how the movie was directed, interpreted and cut, I didn't mention the story.
Also, the comparison with The Lord of The Rings is a bold move my friend... I mean, I understand that's about "being just a part of a longer story", but the Fellowship of the Ring is a brilliant example of how a movie should be directed, interpreted and cut.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Felt more like prep work for movie 2 (which I have yet to see)

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I also havo to see part 2, I just have to wait for my mouth to stop foaming in anger every time someone mentions the word "Dune"

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