Cats have no limiter. They are like anime protagonists.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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Its all in the diet, gotta start eating kibble
Swear I remember a greentext of someone eating primate kibble for similar reasons.
According to my dogs, cats are dumb and stink.
I'm not sure what you could make with that info, but now you know.
Your cat also won't make it to 20, though.
cats regularly with proper medical care make it well past 20 these days.
Indoor cats at least.
Of course that kinda goes with proper medical care.
You shut your damn mouth, my cat is 17 and fit as a fiddle.
My cat is 18 and just in the last few months has suddenly become ancient - fur badly matted, has trouble jumping up on my 1' high bed etc. She has always looked and acted like an 8-month-old kitten up to this point, very sad thing.
My cat is only five and she’s been pretty medically precarious since 2y.o. unfortunately. Cherish the time you have, I don’t think my cat will make it to 17. In fact, I would be shocked and thrilled if she made it to 12
Oh, your cat will live forever!
Lucky bastard.
Not having a brain that's too complex for its own good and can develop suicidal ideation is where they're really lucky.
Or depression. Or anxiety. Or learning disabilities.
Oh they can have anxiety alright
And also learning disabilities.
I mean they can't even spell properly ("I can haz cheezburger" etc.).
They have a level of intelligence and you can train them. Some are harder to train because they are derps
I bet the car does a lot more stretching than you.
Point being, don’t discount flexibility and adding stretches to a good workout routine.
My car doesn't do a lot of stretching, which is probably a good thing. I don't think I could trust it to not break on the expressway otherwise.
Sounds like a bumpy ride, , what sorta tires you running to achieve that?
On the other hand, a more flexible car could get you out of a traffic jam more easily
At risk of turning the occupants into human jam
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