Inside a goose's mouth.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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nothing says "you looking for trouble mf?" better than red bordered eyes and a tongue filled with tiny razors
Opossums are my favorite animal. They're so cute!
We have geese here and basically come in during spring and literally take over. They are all over the beach, shit on every grass patch and generally have attitudes when you walk by. Some even posturing up like they are going to charge.
They are the assholes of the bird kingdom. They sit on roof tops and beak off from 4am to 7am, honking like a meteor is headed right for us.
They are unlovable!
Just because they do not take shit from humans and are violent avian insurrectionists that absolutely will ruin your day doesn't mean they are unworthy of love.
Those most needing of love are the hardest to love.
Turtles are SURPRISINGLY FAST and also have SHELL ACCESS so every Linux geek should appreciate them
You got a problem with Canadian Gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
When I was growings up, we'd be lucky to even have canada gooses. Now yous got so many, yous wanna start killin' their babies. Must be fuckin nice!
Thanks for the reminder! I totally forgot to marinate that goose.
Those are Canada's fucking gooses!
Would a beginner know the difference between and American or Canadian goose? Asking for a friend who wants to get into fuckin gooses.
get into what?
I don't think you're scarier than the geese
Geese will kill you for looking at them funny
Nobody thinks of the poor possum holding it down for marsupials in north America
Ravens make this gurgling throw up noise which is pretty cool
They also form symbiotic relations with wolf packs for hunting, even forming bonds with pups by playing with them.
No wonder theyre associated with Odin, smart, tricksy, assholes, likes wolves.
Ya Raven calls are so cool
Squirrels aren’t just good climbers, squirrels are professional circus performers who are constantly putting on free shows for everybody.
Squirrels are hilarious, they don’t get enough credit.
My neighborhood squirrel hung upsidedown on our bird feeder holding the top with his feet while he ninja'd seeds out of the feeder. I was more impressed than anything.
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