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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Inside a goose's mouth.

That's all I have to say on the matter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Cobra chicken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

nothing says "you looking for trouble mf?" better than red bordered eyes and a tongue filled with tiny razors

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Opossums are my favorite animal. They're so cute!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have geese here and basically come in during spring and literally take over. They are all over the beach, shit on every grass patch and generally have attitudes when you walk by. Some even posturing up like they are going to charge.

They are the assholes of the bird kingdom. They sit on roof tops and beak off from 4am to 7am, honking like a meteor is headed right for us.

They are unlovable!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just because they do not take shit from humans and are violent avian insurrectionists that absolutely will ruin your day doesn't mean they are unworthy of love.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Those most needing of love are the hardest to love.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Turtles are SURPRISINGLY FAST and also have SHELL ACCESS so every Linux geek should appreciate them

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You got a problem with Canadian Gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

When I was growings up, we'd be lucky to even have canada gooses. Now yous got so many, yous wanna start killin' their babies. Must be fuckin nice!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Thanks for the reminder! I totally forgot to marinate that goose.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those are Canada's fucking gooses!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Would a beginner know the difference between and American or Canadian goose? Asking for a friend who wants to get into fuckin gooses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

get into what?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think you're scarier than the geese

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Geese will kill you for looking at them funny

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Nobody thinks of the poor possum holding it down for marsupials in north America

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ravens make this gurgling throw up noise which is pretty cool

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They also form symbiotic relations with wolf packs for hunting, even forming bonds with pups by playing with them.

No wonder theyre associated with Odin, smart, tricksy, assholes, likes wolves.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Ya Raven calls are so cool

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Squirrels aren’t just good climbers, squirrels are professional circus performers who are constantly putting on free shows for everybody.

Squirrels are hilarious, they don’t get enough credit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My neighborhood squirrel hung upsidedown on our bird feeder holding the top with his feet while he ninja'd seeds out of the feeder. I was more impressed than anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.


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